I thought the serious hobby jogger was an extinct breed until now. I was drinking Gatorade when I looked up to a see a van with the back plastered with stickers and a vanity plate saying “I AM PRE”. I almost choked on my non-existent Gu.
AMA.
I thought the serious hobby jogger was an extinct breed until now. I was drinking Gatorade when I looked up to a see a van with the back plastered with stickers and a vanity plate saying “I AM PRE”. I almost choked on my non-existent Gu.
AMA.
kid from PA wrote:
I thought the serious hobby jogger was an extinct breed until now. I was drinking Gatorade when I looked up to a see a van with the back plastered with stickers and a vanity plate saying “I AM PRE”. I almost choked on my non-existent Gu.
AMA.
Well, is he actually Pre?
kid from PA wrote:
I thought the serious hobby jogger was an extinct breed until now. I was drinking Gatorade when I looked up to a see a van with the back plastered with stickers and a vanity plate saying “I AM PRE”. I almost choked on my non-existent Gu.
AMA.
Do you live in PA? If yes, why do you choose to live in a sh!thole state?
Is it cold where you are today?
What was your workout today?
Length and pace of your long run?
Stop using your phone in the car you cretin.
Pics of the car?
Call the police and tell them there's a drunk driver in front of you
You have questions, I have answers.
some guy in colorado - He wasn't swerving enough, so no. Also wasn't aggressive while merging.
Um, ever heard of sh!thole states bro? - Yes and what's so bad about Pennsylvania? It could be worse, like Texas.
amax2 - Yeah, low 20s F. It's a pretty early "long run" and I'm still building up from the break after XC so only 9 miles at 6:35 pace (final mile sub-6). We do that like 2-3 times a week until late January-early February.
Ezekiel bread - See above. I'm not a Letsrun stud by any means.
You deserve prison - In the passenger seat, bro.
LoneStarXC - I tried, they drove away before I could get a non-blurry one. Like as soon as I posted this they took off.
It looked like this (might even be same van) but imagine 26.2 and 13.1 stickers instead of political ones:
https://images.jazelc.com/uploads/wowwoodys/BlogPost-blog-woodys-world-Bumper_Stickers_by_Xstang.jpg
For the people who wanted workout specifics: 0.4 mi each warmup and cooldown, and according to my friend's watch it was 6:25 (he stopped it while waiting for one of the guys to tie his shoe and I didn't, but he also closed quicker).
kid from PA wrote:
I thought the serious hobby jogger was an extinct breed until now. I was drinking Gatorade when I looked up to a see a van with the back plastered with stickers and a vanity plate saying “I AM PRE”. I almost choked on my non-existent Gu.
AMA.
What just happened to you is called "seeing your future"
Most of us hobbyjoggers could run a few miles at sub 5 pace in our youth but the reality is you keep getting older. Can't do much about that. Enjoy it while you can. It won't last forever.
kid from PA wrote:
Um, ever heard of sh!thole states bro? - Yes and what's so bad about Pennsylvania? It could be worse, like Texas.
You're from the Eastern part of Pennsylvania aren't you? Any self-respecting Westerner would say Ohio or West Virginia.
:D
What if the plates had nothing to do running and he just has other premature related issues?
Zev wrote:
kid from PA wrote:
Um, ever heard of sh!thole states bro? - Yes and what's so bad about Pennsylvania? It could be worse, like Texas.
You're from the Eastern part of Pennsylvania aren't you? Any self-respecting Westerner would say Ohio or West Virginia.
:D
+1
ThatAverageRunner wrote:
Zev wrote:
You're from the Eastern part of Pennsylvania aren't you? Any self-respecting Westerner would say Ohio or West Virginia.
:D
+1
-1
412 we out here
2 pump chump wrote:
What if the plates had nothing to do running and he just has other premature related issues?
Ok, I laughed.
"Stop pre . . . from driving". Now that would be a good bumper sticker.
The fact that you felt the need to tell us that you just did a long run kinda makes you seem like you and the van owner would get along well
Joy now is jogging 30 or 40 miles wrote:
kid from PA wrote:
I thought the serious hobby jogger was an extinct breed until now. I was drinking Gatorade when I looked up to a see a van with the back plastered with stickers and a vanity plate saying “I AM PRE”. I almost choked on my non-existent Gu.
AMA.
What just happened to you is called "seeing your future"
Most of us hobbyjoggers could run a few miles at sub 5 pace in our youth but the reality is you keep getting older. Can't do much about that. Enjoy it while you can. It won't last forever.
What won’t last forever?
Oooooo wrote:
The fact that you felt the need to tell us that you just did a long run kinda makes you seem like you and the van owner would get along well
Sorry for making fun of your van bro. Who knows, maybe Pre does live within you.
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