Is anyone else too lazy to get up to pee at night?

I just lay in bed and swing my huge manpipe into the toilet and pee away, then reel it back in.

No, that's f*ng disgusting.

If I get up and go, i sit down to pee so I don't have to turn the lights on to avoid making a mess.

my junk won't fit in a gatorade bottle wrote:

No, that's f*ng disgusting.

If I get up and go, i sit down to pee so I don't have to turn the lights on to avoid making a mess.

I used to do this, until I had a hernia repair (and a catheter). Now if I sit when I really need to pee, I can't "get it all out" and find myself going back to stand at the toilet 5 minutes later.

Bottleboy wrote:

Instead of getting up during the night, I keep a Gatorade bottle next to my bed and use it to pee into. Anyone else do this?

That is really disgusting. Do you live in a dorm and have to walk down a long hallway to go to the bathroom?

I will literally take a pic of my piss bottles if you post yours first.

Are you posting from a snowbound tent high on a mountain somewhere? That is the only place where pee bottles are acceptable for grownups.

I roll back over and try to go back to sleep. I don't know why I don't just get up and go, because it is usually a struggle to sleep again.

Unless you have a prostate problem or are really old there is no reason to be getting up in the night,

Overhydration is no longer a thing wrote:

Unless you have a prostate problem or are really old there is no reason to be getting up in the night,

Not so, I often wake up to pee around 4 then go back to bed. Doc says your bladder shrinks as you get older as does your wiener, so you got that to look forward to.

I keep a miss our bottle in the pickup in case the urge comes, usually after an ice coffee.

They really should bring back the bed pan or something new and improved. Especially after a night of drinking when you're dizzy and full of piss.

Bottleboy wrote:

Instead of getting up during the night, I keep a Gatorade bottle next to my bed and use it to pee into. Anyone else do this?

I;m sure you'll find others here who do this and some who do other even odder things just because they are lazy.

BTW sleep apnea C-PAP mask users can get a TUE allowing them to use a hand held portable urinal.

a few can apply for a therapeutic use exemption wrote:

Bottleboy wrote:

Instead of getting up during the night, I keep a Gatorade bottle next to my bed and use it to pee into. Anyone else do this?

I;m sure you'll find others here who do this and some who do other even odder things just because they are lazy.

BTW sleep apnea C-PAP mask users can get a TUE allowing them to use a hand held portable urinal.

I secretly peed in the town pool the other day. I don't think I'm the first.

Bottleboy wrote:

Instead of getting up during the night, I keep a Gatorade bottle next to my bed and use it to pee into. Anyone else do this?

Only when traveling and sleeping in my van.

To do this at home is foolish.