I’m a general surgeon, and I must say I’ve had it with the whiners who complain about every aspect of the care I provide. These losers come in with mindless questions, then challenge me on my advice after they google nonsense on their phones.
Newsflash bozos: you are referred to me because I fix you. I don’t give a hoot if your buddy says you can run four days after an inguinal hernia repair: he’s a moron. And yea, I wish my office ran on time, but that has nothing to do with my ability to take out your gallbladder. And I get paid even if you think the nurse was too rough taking out your sutures.
American patients are selfish, ill-informed doofuses and you are lucky to have people like me repairing all the damage you do to yourselves with the McDonalds and cheese and salt and booze.