I have a long standing rivalry with another local runner. Well, I say rivalry - I've never beaten him.
At a race on Saturday, he came in one place ahead of me and started doing this dumb gorilla dance right there in the chute. I lost my mind as I finished, and went after him in a moment of rage. Some volunteers held me back.
Today I got an email from the race organizers saying I was banned from all future races they conduct (they put on a lot of area races).
How can I get back in? I can't let that gorilla dancer have the last word.