If you could choose your death would you rather be beheaded or have a flesh eating disease

Probably disease because then it's just a function of nature, even though it's more powerful. Head chopping that takes multiple chops is really painful, but the worst part is knowing that some azzhole is chopping your head off. Like they think that by chopping your head off, everything is going to be better. Guess what, it's not you stupid sht.

Easy. Flesh eating disease. But why would it only take a few hours? That sh!t should take days.

I'd rather face a slow death than deal with the anticipatory agony of beheading.

I agree with the disease. You probably won't realize you're absolutely doomed and will eventually go unconscious from the pain, not knowing you have no hope. With your head getting cut off, there is a single moment of absolute panic as you know that you are going to die with certainty.

Flesh eating disease makes you tough

I wanna die in public. I want the person who kills me to look at me and know who he is killing.

Flesh eating disease? I want my head spiked on a tower or kicked around in the streets like a soccer ball.

You guys are pansies.

Funny you should ask, I was just looking up how to build a guillotine for my 80th birthday.

Swaglord wrote:

Probably disease because then it's just a function of nature, even though it's more powerful. Head chopping that takes multiple chops is really painful, but the worst part is knowing that some azzhole is chopping your head off. Like they think that by chopping your head off, everything is going to be better. Guess what, it's not you stupid sht.

Easy there, Ned Stark.

running commenter wrote:

Swaglord wrote:

Probably disease because then it's just a function of nature, even though it's more powerful. Head chopping that takes multiple chops is really painful, but the worst part is knowing that some azzhole is chopping your head off. Like they think that by chopping your head off, everything is going to be better. Guess what, it's not you stupid sht.

Easy there, Ned Stark.

The wildfire killed me , but it was also the fist time my feet were cleaned.

Yo momma so fat, she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease and the doctor said she had thirty years to live!

Well yo momma so fat, her spirit animal is fried chicken

notveganboi wrote:

I wanna die in public. I want the person who kills me to look at me and know who he is killing.

Flesh eating disease? I want my head spiked on a tower or kicked around in the streets like a soccer ball.

You guys are pansies.

Sofa king metal! ??

Head chopped off.

When asked for any last words, I would utter in true letsrun fashion

GOBBLE GOBBLE M'FERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

sleeping pills followed by carbon monoxide poisoning. you'll keel over peacefully in your sleep.

that depends on which one is more likely to be reversible by medical science in the future. Probably the flesh eating disease. I'll have cryonic specialists standing by.

Execution is an evil form of administering death. The Norse did it the right way, they simply made it legal for anyone to kill you. Then you stay alive as long as you can, or go into exile.