Just heard the news that we're pregnant!

I'm the father. I'm banging yo girl on the reg dude.

7/10 for saying we're pregnant and our pregnancy; for saying you will have to stop training, and for using the term "thon" at the end. Three simple troll triggers in two sentences.

excellent troll wrote:

7/10 for saying we're pregnant and our pregnancy; for saying you will have to stop training, and for using the term "thon" at the end. Three simple troll triggers in two sentences.

Meh, maybe a 5/10...pretty average really. You also forgot to mention the handle as "SanFran" is a trigger for some. I would've given a higher score had the OP used "Frisco" instead of "SanFran" as I am pretty sure the former enrages people more than the latter.

Not a very subtle troll, but since it's a pet peeve of ours, we'll play. To sum up, we join in all of the complaints of "we're pregnant" previously made:

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=8316576

We also dislike stunt engagements, "gender reveals" and all of the other events manufactured for social media distribution.

Also, the trolling nickname of San Francisco is not "San Fran," it's "Frisco."

Also the combination of "long run" being only 12 miles during marathon training, and resulting in the guy being "very fatigued" after that distance was probably intended to set someone off, right?

Anyway, in my experience your partner's pregnancy is the best time marathon train. You're both always more tired than usual, you're both hungry all the time, you can sneak in more running while she sleeps. It's pretty ideal.

Don't forget the use of the word "partner"

Post a pic of the both of you, so we can take paternity odds.

0/10

https://i.imgflip.com/9nct9.jpg

SanFran Runner wrote:

Guys,

I just came back from my long run in preparation for my upcoming thon and my partner broke the news to me that we're pregnant. Although my body was fatigued from the 12 miles, I jumped for joy at the news.

I guess my thon training will have to be on hold for a while, but certainly our pregnancy is more important than that!

Troll bait:

Thon

We're pregnant

Fatigued from 12 miles (aka not that long)

Training on hold

Our pregnancy

Your bait density is admirable. But ultimately, a weak attempt.

observer_of_things wrote:

SanFran Runner wrote:

Guys,

I just came back from my long run in preparation for my upcoming thon and my partner broke the news to me that we're pregnant. Although my body was fatigued from the 12 miles, I jumped for joy at the news.

I guess my thon training will have to be on hold for a while, but certainly our pregnancy is more important than that!

Troll bait:

Thon

We're pregnant

Fatigued from 12 miles (aka not that long)

Training on hold

Our pregnancy

Your bait density is admirable. But ultimately, a weak attempt.

You missed the obvious partner tag.

I giggled. It's worth a few points.

observer_of_things wrote:

Your bait density is admirable. But ultimately, a weak attempt.

Bait density is not good, except for humorous purposes, because it makes the troll too obvious.

Also, we know runners can't actually jump.

f wrote:

observer_of_things wrote:

Troll bait:

Thon

We're pregnant

Fatigued from 12 miles (aka not that long)

Training on hold

Our pregnancy

Your bait density is admirable. But ultimately, a weak attempt.

You missed the obvious partner tag.

I giggled. It's worth a few points.

Ah, my bad. Add "SanFran" to the list of troll bait.

Frisco is a great place to raise a family.