Coached Fitness Blogger wrote:
Stay far away from the track near the rec center, at least when it's dark. What looks like a tranquil and inviting neighborhood is actually the ecosystem of a gigantic bullfrog-hominid chimera from the lowlands, one easily identified by its comprehensive orthodontic work, its craft-beer breath, and the half-intelligible croaking noises it makes about wanting to learn basic HTML en route to earning a flurry of doctorate degrees and establishing a trust fund for its offspring. This animal is technically not aggressive, it can't run any faster than 5 or 6 MPH anymore anyway, but it's "dangerous" in the sense that it is detached from reality, and the stench of it from 50' away could drive anyone mad, especially in the summer. (Trust me, this one's on the weird side even for Boulder.)
Righteous post
High quality!
Well done