Man says he was ejected from Delta flight for using restroom before takeoff

On a recent flight I thought I shlt myself. When I fly sometimes my Stomach fills up with air and I have a lot of gas.

I let go of some gas and was really worried I let more than gas out. I did not know what to do. I had a second connecting flight and thought it was going to be a very long day. I was thinking I do not think the little snack shops sell shorts or pants so changing on the layover was not going to be an option.

I thought everyone who got off the plane after me and everyone in the terminal for my next flight was going to see I shlt myself.

So after some time trying to think how to proceed I thought I would check out the damage and try my best to clean up and hide it the best way I could in the planes lavatory during the flight.

I went to the plane lavatory and pulled down my pants and to my very pleasant surprise it was all paranoia. It is cramped in the plane lavatory so it would have been tough to clean matters up if there was a mudslide down my leg and all in my pants.

I might start carrying a pair of shorts in my carry on now though just in case though.

Maybe it's time to stop flying now you're incontinent. Perhaps you should stay at home and enjoy your last few years or maybe months quietly as your body shuts down.

Shitting on a plane is absolutely disgusting -- who raised these people? Take care of your damn business before you even leave home. Taking a shit in a tiny, confined space that has air re-circulated through it into the passenger cabin is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. Animals have more common sense and decency.

Americans have lost all common sense.

spezzzz wrote:

I was thinking I do not think

I was thinking the same thing after reading your post.

wtf is wrong with americans

more bullshit regulations that have made flying almost intolerable.

uh? should he just piss his pants instead?

Rere wrote:

Why do people get mad that rules apply to them (assuming that's the case here, i didn't read the article). This just reminds me of that stupid asian guy from the United flight a few weeks ago.

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bert44 wrote:

uh? should he just piss his pants instead?

Rere wrote:

Why do people get mad that rules apply to them (assuming that's the case here, i didn't read the article). This just reminds me of that stupid asian guy from the United flight a few weeks ago.

There are bathrooms conveniently located in the terminal before you enter the plane. I'll bet that he was pushing his way to the front of the line to try to board first with a roller bag and a backpack.

Rere wrote:

Why do people get mad that rules apply to them (assuming that's the case here, i didn't read the article). This just reminds me of that stupid asian guy from the United flight a few weeks ago.

bert44 wrote:

uh? should he just piss his pants instead?

Hey people, this guy did NOT interfere with the flight, not at all.

All he did was to take a quick pee and that was it, period.

He didn't interfere with the plane taking off. The fact that the plane didn't get in line and took another 90 minutes to take off was due to the IDIOTS who were working for the airline, and had NOTHING to do with the guy on the plane. In fact, people should be able to use the rest room when the plane's not even moving. It's a dumb rule and they need to change it, instead of being so anal about interfering with people's right to personal hygiene.

He only had to pee? man, just go into a bottle...

I got the perfect solution so this never happens again. We will install suction tubes into every seat that you can pee into. You will no longer need to get up to go pee. At Delta, we are always looking to bring you more added convenience.

It is bad policy, because when you gotta go, you gotta go.

People's right to pee ~ wrote:

Hey people, this guy did NOT interfere with the flight, not at all.

All he did was to take a quick pee and that was it, period.

He didn't interfere with the plane taking off. The fact that the plane didn't get in line and took another 90 minutes to take off was due to the IDIOTS who were working for the airline, and had NOTHING to do with the guy on the plane. In fact, people should be able to use the rest room when the plane's not even moving. It's a dumb rule and they need to change it, instead of being so anal about interfering with people's right to personal hygiene.

Just because you do not like the rule does not mean the rule is dumb. There are reasons for these rules that you may not know. Stop being so self-centered and have some respect. Also, there is no right to personal hygiene. Not sure wuat hygiene has to do with this situation.

We all know you can only be ejected after takeoff, not before.

Turn every passenger seat into a one-holer in-house-out-house. Piss and crap on the runway and through the sky during flight. The government has been doing that to Flyoverland for the past 30+ years anyway.

Rere wrote:

Just because you do not like the rule does not mean the rule is dumb.

The rule is dumb, because it is dumb!

Aww, this is really precious. The board's little outrage patrol are just so upset about this one, and they're not gonna take it!

Did it occur to you that this passenger guy might be telling a version of the story that just maybe makes him look like the poor wrong victim who deserves a $ reward? I wonder if just maybe the real reason he got kicked off was for something painfully obvious like, I don't know, smoking in the airplane lavatory? But I'm sure no one would ever do that, and if someone DID do that, they'd certainly not be the type to get indignant, or self-aggrandize how they were "wronged" to the new era of gullible keyboard justice warriors who are constantly patrolling local news shows, internet forums and comment sections.

Cramping from laughing at your post.

Thank you soooo much for sharing.

Love ya man.