Need a urinal in my man cave. Ideas?

Piss your pants.

Do you drink the IPA while running? Or are you referring to separate and distinct pastimes? If you drink and run at the same time, that would be pretty awesome. I might start trying that one...

Run the PVC to your neighbors house.

If your pissing on his shrubs currently you are the dominant one in the neighbor/neighbor relationship.

If you stop pissing on his shrubs, that is a retreat, it shows timidity on your part and he becomes the dominant one (whether he starts to piss on your lawn or not).

If he becomes the dominant neighbor, he will probably start nailing your wife.

It would be cool if you got a plumber and installed a working urinal right on the wall.

It would be a cool functional decoration for the cave.

Yourapean wrote:

...I'm thinking about running a PVC pipe out into my lawn, terminating in a drain 18 inches below ground, and fashioning a urinal inside my man cave that drains into that...

So, I work for my city's Public Works department and we see morons do this all the time. Define "Drain." If that is a city non-sewage drain and you get caught you will incur a huge fine. Heck, if it is a city sewage pipe you plan to tap and you get caught without a permit you will be fined.

If you plan to just terminate the pipe and let it "flow" into the ground you will inevitably have issues on the surface. All this and not to mention the wonderful surprise you will "encounter" one day if a vent isn't used...

Call a contractor to come by to give you a quote for installing you're your proposed urinal. Wear ware you're your shortest pink shorts.

I'm offended that your MAN cave is only accommodating a urinal. Don't you know that many who identify as men don't have penises and don't feel comfortable using one? I doubt it, because you live in your ignorant world of gender binaries and patriarchy.

The pipe will stink to high heaven if you're your not running any clean water into it with the piss. Your you're probably on a slab, installing a real functioning yourinal on the wall shouldn't be too to two hard. Any real man could do it. Tap the water line for supply, tap a drain line for the urine. Easy half-day project.

Don't forget to stock up on some urinal cakes. You should also frame a poster above the urinal. Something warning about std's.

Another possibility- a trough instead of a urinal.

Real men pee outside

Do you ave a wife? Kids?

If no wife, why the cave? If kids, don't do any of this.

Why don't you use your usual handle, Urine Idiot?

Stripper Pole, fully stocked bar, mini fridge, punching bag, weights, TV, dvd, vhs, plenty of vintage mags(hustler, penthouse letters, playboy, etc), wifi connection, sound system, leather couch, futon. You'll also need a regular as well as a unirnal.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ever hear of drinking you own piss?

Put a urinal in your man cave

Ryan Hall just installed won one in his wait weight room garage. Talk to him.

Also, what use is man cave if you can't also take a dump in privacy?

Finally, consider the trough idea. More manly.

That's Great!

Regular toilet, lava lamp, hippy beads in doorway, posters of bands/maybe runners

Use a saxophone on a saxophone stand then when it gets full stand at the door and blow it dry.