Want a neck tattoo. What should I get?

A sinewy, undulating Ebola virus, perchance?

We need more details about you. Age, gender, race, job etc.

Your mom or girlfriend/boyfriends name is always a start.

Go retro chic and get a barbwire band around your neck. Maybe with some blood drops coming out of it.

A dick.

A few ebolas slithering around could work. Maybe interlocked to form the border of tat.

Can't provide too many details or my secret identity might be blown, and I'd be outed as a LRCer, which could hurt my career. Though I'll tell you I'm male and live in Pennsylvania. Hetero, so the dick idea, although good for a few laughs, might create confusion.

One that says "ask me about the new McRib"

Inking on hate wrote:

i've reached the point in my life where I'm ready to get a neck tattoo, and naturally there's no better sounding board for new ideas than the good folks of lrc. So what should I get? I'm not so much into foreign words, wire or spikey things. I do want something that'll draw some attention and isn't too complicated understand.

Here's your chance to see your creative artistic vision put to a canvas.

I have my son's name on my neck. His name is "Deonte" and it's pronounced "Dante". On my otha side I have my daughter's name "Unique".

How about one that say's "I'm a tool" since, well no explanation needed given that you want a neck tattoo.

every runner should have a Forrest Gump tattoo. Yours should depict a bearded, running Gump with the tag line "It Happens" underneath.

I've been thinking that a noose around my neck, with "motherfvcker" on it, would be the way to go if I were to go the neck tatto route with my life.

I saw a great neck tattoo in Breckenridge Co in 2005. It was on the owner of an auto repair garage there. The tattoo was of 2 geckos (or salamanders?) humping. Very Classy!

Inking on hate wrote:

i've reached the point in my life where I'm ready to get a neck tattoo, and naturally there's no better sounding board for new ideas than the good folks of lrc. So what should I get? I'm not so much into foreign words, wire or spikey things. I do want something that'll draw some attention and isn't too complicated understand.

Here's your chance to see your creative artistic vision put to a canvas.

Scooby doo

I think it should be in ghetto cursive. And it should read, "Born to Loose".

Portrait of Emily Blunt buying some yogurt.

How about a noose? You goofball. Or how about really setting yourself apart & not being a sheep by getting no tattoos!

Inking on hate wrote:

i've reached the point in my life where I'm ready to get a neck tattoo, and naturally there's no better sounding board for new ideas than the good folks of lrc. So what should I get? I'm not so much into foreign words, wire or spikey things. I do want something that'll draw some attention and isn't too complicated understand.

Here's your chance to see your creative artistic vision put to a canvas.

You should get a tattoo of the word "Judgment" to compensate for your lack of judgment in deciding to get a tattoo.

Get the No Ragrets tat on your neck. Neck tat's are classy.

takingnames wrote:

I've been thinking that a noose around my neck, with "motherfvcker" on it, would be the way to go if I were to go the neck tatto route with my life.

I probably wouldn't have to ask twice to cut in line with that design out in front of me. But I'm concerned that nooses are now racist symbols. I wouldn't mind the bamf dimension but wouldn't want to be seen as a racist bamf.

I do enjoy the McRib, but am afraid that it might be a passing trend, and after it's been pulled from the value meal menu, I might have regrets.

Geckos? Can't quite picture that. Not sure I want to be a walking nature class anyways.

Like the Emily Blunt idea. Just not sure I want to walk around for the rest of my life looking over my shoulder to see if Michael Buble was about to kick my @ss.

Forest Gump? There's always room for the God of the 70's running revolution.

Judgement. That's fairly deep. No one has the right to judge me and my tat and yet subliminally I'd be challenging them to do just that.

Be careful. I had ADIDAS tattooed on my big erect dick. It kind of backfired though because when it's limp all you see is AIDS and it scares away potential partners.