avid runner, lifelong jogger, finished xx marathons, etc?
avid runner, lifelong jogger, finished xx marathons, etc?
He was quiet, polite to the neighbors and kept to himself. If we hadn't noticed that sickening smell of rotting meat coming from his apartment none of us would have had any idea.
I liked your other quote Lorenzo- "they had to jack me off to close the coffin"
main accomplishments 1/ banned from T&F News message board 2/ wasted much of his declining years making up stupid trivia questions 3/ memorized capitals of all of the states at age 5-
if i'm so unaccomplished that that's all they can muster for my obituary, there will probably be one more line:
blew his f***ing brains out
Damn it Eddy Lee! He never broke 4 min for 1500m
Founded the women's track and field/cross-country programs at three major universities. Youngest person to earn the IC4A 25-year coaching award.
Might also say that I was a Presidential Scholar, but it'd be sad to think of being defined by high school...
loved his kids and wife
Here lies half of all the Lets Run Posters.
Oh bitch, you hairy!
Here lies an atheist - All dressed up and nowhere to go.
Another true believer killed by the Obama Death Squad founded by the Health Care Reform Act of 2009!!!!!!!!
(That's Michael Palin, by the way...)
Whatever it says, there will be giggles following.
His stache was mighty. It looked dirty. It was magnificent.
He died peacefully in his sleep (and not screaming like the passengers in his car).
Devoted sister, beloved c***.
All he wanted to do was drink beer and train like an animal. Unfortunately he never made it to the second part.
He never thought he would live to see this day!
What is the threshold that separates a "hobbyjogger" from a "sub-elite" runner?
BREAKING: Leonard Korir not going to Paris! 11 Universality athletes get in ahead of him!
Hicham El Guerrouj is back baby! Runs Community Mile in Oxford
Do "running influencers" harm the competitive nature of the sport?
Why's it cost every household $5000 in taxes just to run a public school?