I need to beat Boyden at footlocker... potential race strategies?

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4 years ago 11/30/2019 9:34pm EST

I’m gonna beat Tommy at mount SAC to impress a girl on my team.

Here’s my problem:

He has ran 14:04,

I have ran 17:27.

I’m thinking about summersalt rolling down the hills to gain momentum and conserve energy.

Has anyone tried this? Does it work?

I’m also gonna do a lot of pushups and bicep curls to make so I can drive my arms on the uphills.

For those that have used the following: how much will they help?

Tylenol

EPO

RunGum

Plyometrics

Cocaine

Arm sleeves

Vaporfly next%

Ibuprofen

Flying 50s with 60 second recovery

Creatine protein supplement

I don’t want any naysayers. I know I can do it and sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

4 years ago 11/30/2019 9:39pm EST

re: BeatingBoyden

sprint out ahead and spike him repeatedly. I'd say that's about your best shot.

Might lose some points on the girl-impressing aspect though.

4 years ago 11/30/2019 11:32pm EST

re: wellthatsunfortunate

cut the course.

or run exactly like Claudia Lane. Master her form. Then you'll set the course record at FL West as well and become a FL champion. Also a lot of girls admire Claudia so you'll get a ton of respect from your girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=28&v=kGrsqUCOt3Y&feature=emb_title

4 years ago 12/01/2019 12:06pm EST

re: BeatingBoyden

Arm Sleeves + 1:00.

You need an allergy mask like Rupp wore, also.

Order a helicopter to push you forward with the wind.

Attach a fishing line to the back of his jersey and tie it to your waist, untying it near the finish when you are ready to kick.

Do not wear Vaporflys. Wear those shoes with the roller skates built into the heel.

4 years ago 12/01/2019 12:13pm EST

re: BeatingBoyden

Find your Jeff Gillooly to organize a kneecapping.

3 years ago 09/21/2020 10:36am EDT

re: BeatingBoyden

Did you end up doing it bro??? It's been 9 months.

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