Yoga yogi wrote:
@yogi bear wrote:
What does it explain besides she's too hot for you get?
Have you seen her? Even before disappearing, she was 35 and looked older. Maybe in the Midwest people would call her attractive...
And yet still too hot for either of you losers to get.
@Yoga yogi wrote:
Yoga yogi wrote:
Have you seen her? Even before disappearing, she was 35 and looked older. Maybe in the Midwest people would call her attractive...
And yet still too hot for either of you losers to get.
Dude if I have to explain it to you, then there's no help. Don't know whether she's hot, the pictures of those legs put me off for good.
Yogi bear wrote:
@Yoga yogi wrote:
And yet still too hot for either of you losers to get.
Dude if I have to explain it to you, then there's no help. Don't know whether she's hot, the pictures of those legs put me off for good.
The debate isn't about how hot she is, just that she's too hot for you. Now get back to your "yoga pants" fap search.
Of course there's no debate on whether shes hot or not. She's NOT. That's all we need to know. Next story please ...
@Yoga yogi wrote:
Yoga yogi wrote:
Have you seen her? Even before disappearing, she was 35 and looked older. Maybe in the Midwest people would call her attractive...
And yet still too hot for either of you losers to get.
The hottest woman in the world quickly loses points if she gets lost in her own backyard.
@Yoga yogi wrote:
Yoga yogi wrote:
Have you seen her? Even before disappearing, she was 35 and looked older. Maybe in the Midwest people would call her attractive...
And yet still too hot for either of you losers to get.
The boyfriend weighs in...
You mean the boyfriend that she hid from for a couple of weeks while getting her snatch smashed by some other dude visiting Hawaii. Now that he’s departed she fabricates the lost story.
You’re THAT guy?
Righteous Bros wrote:
You mean the boyfriend that she hid from for a couple of weeks while getting her snatch smashed by some other dude visiting Hawaii. Now that he’s departed she fabricates the lost story.
You’re THAT guy?
That's him. Still buying the story.
hot to trot for days wrote:
The hottest woman in the world quickly loses points if she gets lost in her own backyard.
She gains in my book.
Praise be wrote:
Glad she’s alive, but got damn. I read some of her comments and she kept talking about following her intuition and gut, and how she always relies so strongly on that. Translated, she’s an idiot who thinks she’s right all the time, even when she isn’t. She basically did the opposite of everything she should have done.
Yep, sounds like she had made it to the finals in the Darwin Awards but lost out on day 16 when she was spotted by a helicopter.
Dur wrote:
hot to trot for days wrote:
The hottest woman in the world quickly loses points if she gets lost in her own backyard.
She gains in my book.
Is your book Inceling for Dummies?
Hayduke wrote:
Use your head next time wrote:
How the hell did she get lost on a island? Wouldn't one just walk out to the beach and then walk until he/she hits civilization?
funny how when she was feared dead she was a physical therapist now that she is found she is a yoga instructor. Im guessing she always told people she was a PT but then once the press started looking into it the revealed that she took a few classes in a PTA program at a community college and then dropped out.
Source?
letsverify wrote:
Hayduke wrote:
funny how when she was feared dead she was a physical therapist now that she is found she is a yoga instructor. Im guessing she always told people she was a PT but then once the press started looking into it the revealed that she took a few classes in a PTA program at a community college and then dropped out.
Source?
She’s a PT. She has a private practice that does massage and yoga. Her website is really easy to find.
Mound of wrote:
I’ve been lost in the wood before. Too much tree coverage to see out and way too rugged of terrain to be able to pick a direction and just go that way until I hit something.
I was lucky. It was a run around the base of a mountain that was supposed to be 14miles. The trail petered out half way around and I thought I could go up and over the mountain if all else failed. I needed up so lost! Just walking/jogging around the rugged wilderness for over 7hrs.
Luckily, I hit a single track trail. Picked a direction and ran. A mountain biker came down the trail about 10 minutes later. I was 18 miles from my car!!
I ended up running six miles to his truck and he gave me a ride to his car.
If things would have gone a bit different I would’ve been in big trouble.
I got lost in the woods with my dad and 4 year old sister when I was 7. It was at a national park in the West. Not one of the famous ones. I can't remember the name.
We intentionally walked off the trail when we saw a grassy valley that looked gorgeous. My dad said we'd go out there and keep an eye on the patch of trees where our trail was. We probably walked half a mile before turning around. Well, suddenly nothing made sense. We obviously had walked back toward the wrong trees. No trail in site. No human beings in site. This was perhaps 3 PM in mid summer.
For hours we tried every tactic to find a way out. My dad did a great job of inventing little games to keep us mentally busy and so my sister wouldn't get scared. For a long time we followed strings that were tied from tree to tree. That seemed promising at first. But they would merely lead to a little white sign on the tree indicating when it had been inspected.
Now it was getting dense and approaching dark. There were fallen trees and my sister was often running into them or having a difficult time stepping over them. I fully expected we would be out there all night.
My dad said he would take his best shot and pick a direction. He asked my advice and we agreed. We walked at a brisk pace for what seemed like 90 minutes or more. Eureka. I'll never forget that emotion when we emerged over a small knoll and found a perimeter road. My dad was furious when the first few cars didn't stop when he tried to wave them down. One of them almost hit hit, veering away at the last second. It was now very dark. I didn't share my dad's distress because I was convinced we were now home free. Someone would stop.
A young guy in a pickup truck finally pulled over. He had heard the story about 3 tourists who were missing. He knew exactly where to take us, because he had heard a search party was being formed at the lodge.
But we were miles and likes from the lodge, and from where we thought we were. That was the shocking aspect. It's the reason I never doubt these stories of people getting lost and losing sense of direction.
It was perhaps a 15 minute drive to the lodge. Once we got inside the rangers were indeed having a meeting. They had moved many tables together and had maps laid out on top of them, discussing strategy. We found out they were making plans for a helicopter but didn't think they could get out before morning. My mom had reported us missing a couple of hours earlier. I guess the news spread rapidly. For whatever reason I was hesitant to talk to the rangers so I stayed back near the entrance as my dad went up to them and thanked everyone for everything they had done, while apologizing for our mistake and explaining what happened. I still retain all the mental images and I've always been a bit annoyed at myself for not going up there and adding my input.
My mom had very little emotion when we were finally reunited. That was an oddity and something we could never fully rationalize. But mom said she was never really worried, that she knew we would figure a way out of there. After all, we camped every year and went on hikes all the time.
Many times before he death I told mom that it was much more precarious out there than she ever realized. My 4 year old sister was just starting to cry and get scared when we happened to find that small perimeter road.
Anyway, I'm sure some of these things are fabrications but based on my own experience I never underestimate the chance to get turned around and wander miles away from where you think you are.
Nobody has yet theorized here that walking off the trail to “rest,” means gaining some privacy to smoke pot.
Must have been some good weed.
I'm an avid hiker and backpacker. Often I will have to sh*t in the woods and go off trail a ways to do so. I leave hiking poles pointing in the direction in which I came from the trail. The first one about 15 yards off trail the next another 15 yards and so I can see the pole from where I stop. Always leave a piece of gear at the trail where you stepped off. A water bottle, a hat, etc. This is in case you never make it back to the trail. The search party will search around your left object.
Jon Krakauer needs to interview this woman immediately!
Good advice sh*tter. ????
I looked it up and Mau is literally 727 square miles. Let's imagine it is a cube with a 27 mile diameter. that means that if she is somehow coincidentally literally got lost in the middle she would be 13.5 miles from the coast(if nobody is there she can get water, catch fish and light a fire until someone comes). I wouldn't get lost of I was there. I would just jog 8 minute miles and get to the coast in 1:48 and would surely come across someone. Now back to the actual shape of Mau. It isn't a cube where you are literally isolated in the origin, so you will be less further from the coast or any civilisation. Millennials don't realise how easy it is to become not lost. They need to realise that civilisation isn't far away and they can reach it in a few hours max
@Yogi bear wrote:
Yogi bear wrote:
Dude if I have to explain it to you, then there's no help. Don't know whether she's hot, the pictures of those legs put me off for good.
The debate isn't about how hot she is, just that she's too hot for you. Now get back to your "yoga pants" fap search.
LOL dude, my bad. I didn't realise the aim of the thread was to discuss that this chick is too hot for me.
Anyway, yoga pants on a flabby cellulite pockmarked ass is not really my thing, I like racing briefs on a toned athlete more.