I won a hobbyjogger road race this morning. Ask me anything.

KawauchiFTW wrote:

Vaporfly Asterisk wrote:

Good for you! A legitimate victory with no question mark against your performance! Well done...

Yep, running in Vaporflys would make it outright doping though... [sarcasm] ... LOL

You are funny with your “obsession”;)

Haven't had a drink in 10+ years. Gotta channel that addiction somewhere :-)

With a jogging time as the winning time...were people laughing at you?

Crowd pleaser wrote:

With a jogging time as the winning time...were people laughing at you?

That's right. Who did you get to read that for you? Be sure to thank them.

And, no, I don't think they knew any better. Remember when you were young, and you watched your first HS football game, and you thought that the HS team probably had a chance to play in the Super Bowl because they looked so big and fast to your tiny little body and frame of reference? That is what I looked like to them, only awesomer.

theJeff wrote:

will run for beer wrote:

Do you eat prime rib often and if so is it the ketogenic diet that allowe you to crush hobby joggers?

I do not. Looking forward to a rare treat tonight at one of our finest local chain restaurants.

Not really keto, but I do try to limit carbs as a rule... mainly because I am liable to accidentally eat more than my share of them the first time someone says, "Reeces".

Halloween is generally not kind to me.

[sigh of relief]

Good to hear. I’d’ve hated it if prime rib had been the secret speed formula. I would’ve tried to trade my ale carbs for a slab of beef moving around my plate and then I’d just be stuck running on pure hate.

wheres the prime rib from?

theJeff wrote:

FlyingFast wrote:

1. Race distance and time?

2. Did people give you dirty looks or weird comments?

3. Did anything go wrong at the race, like bad directions?

8k, just over 33min

That made me LOL

Do you want a cookie? Why would a male runner need dinner for two? I guess you can take your mom.

two questions wrote:

Do you want a cookie? Why would a male runner need dinner for two? I guess you can take your mom.

No. I want a prime rib, which I will share with my smokin' hot wife.

My mom died, recently, btw. I know you didn't know, but you really shouldn't say things like that to strangers.

Hobbyjogger comedy wrote:

theJeff wrote:

8k, just over 33min

That made me LOL

It made me wheeze.

You just didn’t want to get chicked, did you?

After your victorious vanquishing of the hobby jogger competition was there a scent of napalm in the air?

S.O.W.P.

No way Jose wrote:

You just didn’t want to get chicked, did you?

Well, I never WANT to.

Trump2020OP-the real one... wrote:

After your victorious vanquishing of the hobby jogger competition was there a scent of napalm in the air?

S.O.W.P.

More of a burnt rubber.

If offered a Sketcher's shoe contract what would be the minimum amount to get your signature on the contract?

S.O.W.P.

theJeff wrote:

Crowd pleaser wrote:

With a jogging time as the winning time...were people laughing at you?

That's right. Who did you get to read that for you? Be sure to thank them.

And, no, I don't think they knew any better. Remember when you were young, and you watched your first HS football game, and you thought that the HS team probably had a chance to play in the Super Bowl because they looked so big and fast to your tiny little body and frame of reference? That is what I looked like to them, only awesomer.

I think older woman of African heritage know better.

Jeff, so you went from racial to racist in one post. Best to rethink this in Middle Tennessee. Thanks.

theJeff wrote:

troll under a bridge wrote:

Why is it worth mentioning that the women are of African heritage?

For whatever reason, older, larger women of African heritage have often - unashamedly - been big fans of my quadzilla legs.

I have never had that issue with white girls. Oh well.

What a thrill for a man like yourself of European heritage. But I don't even know your race, you just sound like a clueless dude of European heritage. Try not to use a racial qualifier when it's not even necessary to get your point across.

troll under a bridge wrote:

theJeff wrote:

For whatever reason, older, larger women of African heritage have often - unashamedly - been big fans of my quadzilla legs.

I have never had that issue with white girls. Oh well.

What a thrill for a man like yourself of European heritage. But I don't even know your race, you just sound like a clueless dude of European heritage. Try not to use a racial qualifier when it's not even necessary to get your point across.

Good heavens, the millennials have been so indoctrinated that they call everything racist. This is absurd.

troll under a bridge wrote:

theJeff wrote:

For whatever reason, older, larger women of African heritage have often - unashamedly - been big fans of my quadzilla legs.

I have never had that issue with white girls. Oh well.

What a thrill for a man like yourself of European heritage. But I don't even know your race, you just sound like a clueless dude of European heritage. Try not to use a racial qualifier when it's not even necessary to get your point across.

So ... absolutely true story .... I recently moved to a townhouse and there are 2 black men who live on my street (not together). Anyhow, they are both in their seventies and they both easily look 15 years younger.

And last night while watching the World Series, they panned to Magic Johnson. While he is a little heavy, his face looks practically unchanged.

So my question is, do black men tend to age well, and is it racist to ask the question?