Recently moved in with my GF. I think she may have IBS.

I have a fart fetish and my wife knows this so I would consider yourself lucky. I enjoy putting my face right up to it with her spandex yoga lulemon pants on and letting me have it...PS-Usually girls have louder and bigger farts than guys actually, contrary to popular belief. It may have to do with the acoustics and sound vibration surrounding the butt cheeks

Sounds like UC. Tell her to see a doctor now.

Everyone saying to try this or that diet or medication/supplement...you don’t even know what she has!!! OP just talk to her and see what’s going on. If she is having GI issues, have her see a doctor before she tries all these remedies she may not need. I have Crohns so I totally understand being in the bathroom multiple times a day. And if someone asked, I would probably just tell them. So just talk to her.

Confession of me wrote:

I have a fart fetish and my wife knows this so I would consider yourself lucky. I enjoy putting my face right up to it with her spandex yoga lulemon pants on and letting me have it...PS-Usually girls have louder and bigger farts than guys actually, contrary to popular belief. It may have to do with the acoustics and sound vibration surrounding the butt cheeks

Videos?

I thought the poor thing had ITBS.

Have you given it a thought that she might be bulimic ..hmm..?!

Sounds like a Musty Pumpkin goldmine if you're into that sort of thing.

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The Deuce wrote:

Have you thought about installing a camera in the bathroom to confirm your suspicions?

Also, agree that you need to get comfortable passing gas in each other's presence...rule number 1 of a happy relationship is "farts are funny."

Just have a couple daughters. They'll become the gas police and call out "Dad" in an irritated voice even if you think you've squeezed one out almost silently, several rooms away from where they stand.

+1

LOL

also, Get a dog and blame it on him.?

I poop 6 times a day cause I eat a lot of veggies and food in general.. you are drescribing many different things.my roommate had IBS and he would stop pooping when he would stop eating veggies, so having a healthy diet is important. Not sure if it’s IBS..

Literally just go to Costco and buy a large box of Fiber One bars.

You can spoosh all the contents in your bowel when you eat a fiber one bar. Change diets in the meantime and figure out which one is less painful to pass.

Does she eat healthy and eat a lot of plants/fiber? I eat plant-based, and I probably poop 5 times a day.

Bail. Dude, you two are kids. You guys are probably not going to last anyway. You'll most likely change too much over the next 5-10 years to be a workable couple in your 30s. Save yourself some emotional (and olfactory) stress and get out now. Find a chick when you are in your late 20s / early 30s, not broke, and know yourself and what you want / can deal with / can't deal with better.

get viberzi

My brother was diagnosed with IBS but none of the treatments worked. He subsequently discovered that a number of people who worked in the restaurant he owned had similar symptoms. Eventually they all realized it was intestinal worms from a meat supplier.

Together for like 8 months; living together for 2...and you're what - 19 or 20? I get the whole nice to have a live-in regular sex thing; but living together isn't all it's cracked up to be.

She's probably in the bathroom crying and doesn't want you to hear her, because she's realized she's made a huge mistake.

Do NOT move in with your girlfriend - ever, unless you're planning on getting married in the relatively near future. Why would you? Once you move in together, it makes breaking up more difficult to, and the expectations ramp up. You're in college, you don't need her expectations to interact with your own.

Work on yourself, get your degree, chase your dreams,, be self sufficient, invest - THEN consider the domestic relationships. You've got it backwards.

But she's giving you an out. Take it! Run.

Jon Edwards wrote:

My brother was diagnosed with IBS but none of the treatments worked. He subsequently discovered that a number of people who worked in the restaurant he owned had similar symptoms. Eventually they all realized it was intestinal worms from a meat supplier.

More common than people think, look up "GojiMan" on YouTube. He's currently working on his PhD in nutrition, so he knows his sh!t. Anyways he talks a lot about gut health.

tropicalrunner wrote:

Think positive.

Perhaps she is just masturbating.....

Is it possible people could be climbing through the window to join her?

The Deuce wrote:

Have you thought about installing a camera in the bathroom to confirm your suspicions?

Also, agree that you need to get comfortable passing gas in each other's presence...rule number 1 of a happy relationship is "farts are funny."

After you install the camera, post the video/pics here so that we can confirm your suspicions.

She is flicking the bean.