Saw the link, My kids have teammates send them that doll head all the time. In fact the first time we got it , it came with a note:
My daughter was a a freshman and it said "welcome to the team freshmeat" . The whole family got a good laugh out of that one.
that's not the point, the baby doll head is not the point, that was 3 full years ago!! i absolutely never ever bring the joke up, she does! i have matured as i would not gift a baby doll head to anyone other than a few friends now.
How should I respond to this woman?
Freudian Slipping wrote:
From a Freudian perspective the mom subconsciously wants to do you.
Why would anyone believe Freud?
"Just under 9:30"
Come one dude, what's the real time?
runnerguy315 wrote:
that's not the point, the baby doll head is not the point, that was 3 full years ago!! i absolutely never ever bring the joke up, she does! i have matured as i would not gift a baby doll head to anyone other than a few friends now.
How should I respond to this woman?
runnerguy315 wrote:
Should have though of pics honestly... and while it is plausible that she may want to do me (as that is a common desire of women in this area) she is wrinkly and does not shave her armpits with enough regularity to earn this sweet loving.
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runnerguy315 wrote:
that's not the point, the baby doll head is not the point, that was 3 full years ago!! i absolutely never ever bring the joke up, she does! i have matured as i would not gift a baby doll head to anyone other than a few friends now.
How should I respond to this woman?
runnerguy315 wrote:
Should have though of pics honestly... and while it is plausible that she may want to do me (as that is a common desire of women in this area) she is wrinkly and does not shave her armpits with enough regularity to earn this sweet loving.
I’d guess the second one isn’t actually OP and is someone who took their username.
Home schools moms are the worst. Very controlling group . They love drama. Will make a big deal out of everything. Criticize everyone. Your just going to have to be yourself. Try as best as you can to stay focused of why your really out there. She doesn't matter to you but yes let the AD and coach take care of this problem for you.
You shouldn't have to get a restraining order to keep this biacth away from you. Good luck to you this season.
P. S. I once gave the body of a Barbie doll to a girl.
son of a jamin wrote:
Go way old school. Next time she tries to talk to you hold up your hand blocking her face from your view and say, "Talk to the hand." Then walk away without listening to what she says. That should solve it.
I'm thinking instead of trying to make peace with the mom by offering a handshake, but while concealing a stun buzzer in the hand.
The Mom sounds a little bit crazy. Does the Mom home school because she is some kind of religious zealot? If so, that might explain the reaction to the severed doll head. Either way I would talk to your coach and let him/her know of the situation. If that doesn't solve the problem go see your school athletic director.
thanks for the feedback, to answer some questions:
no, this is not taking place in western Washington, it's in the south east.
The real time is 9:26
They are somewhat religious, they believe in a quasi-altered Christianity where they believe what this devotional book says about God being a woman and such.
I went to anime club a few times during college and two officers of the club were doing commentary on the Fate series.
One of them were doing voiceovers of the villain characters and said: “Welcome to my rape dungeon.”
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And I’m probably still a level 9000 creeper. But that guy?
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runnerguy315 wrote:
thanks for the feedback, to answer some questions:
no, this is not taking place in western Washington, it's in the south east.
The real time is 9:26
They are somewhat religious, they believe in a quasi-altered Christianity where they believe what this devotional book says about God being a woman and such.
Sounds like this Mom has some abnormal issues. Just concentrate on school, grades, and running well. Who knows, maybe you'll be down around 9:10 during track season.
Sending a doll head like that indicates that you have serious mental problems. The mother is correct. I wouldn’t want you anywhere near children.
You should seek professional mental counseling. Seriously. You are messed up and you don’t realize it.
Chuckle. wrote:
Sending a doll head like that indicates that you have serious mental problems. The mother is correct. I wouldn’t want you anywhere near children.
You should seek professional mental counseling. Seriously. You are messed up and you don’t realize it.
People tend to pick one side or the other in these discussions, but let’s keep in mind that it’s possible for both to be in the wrong. Yeah, giving someone a severed doll head as a gag gift is bizarre, but a parent who gets in the middle of the situation has to be nuts as well. I’d only confront one of my kids’ teammates/classmates if I though there was imminent danger of physical harm. There are better methods for dealing with just about any other issue. I just can’t fathom confronting a kid because I thought a joke he made was stupid.
So basically the OP and the mom are both a couple of nitwits who deserve each other.
the call out wrote:
your bridge is calling you 0/10
Agreed. These "high school runner" troll posts are getting really lame.
If you're going to troll, BRING IT! This is weak sauce.
thanks for such a high rating, but these events are 100% factual and true. I already left a link to the baby doll head...
i know who you are and i know this mom and you just gotta pretend to listen to her. good luck :)
Bang the father to assert dominance
Ask her for the baby doll head back so you can regift it to someone else on the team who will be more appreciative of your humor.
runnerguy315 wrote:
I am highly confident that the guys on the team respect and like me
Your offensive joke gift was probably funny to your guy friends. Are you gay?