I cannot believe this thread is still going. My hat's off to the OP...given there is 0% he is a doctor...or that any of this is real.
I cannot believe this thread is still going. My hat's off to the OP...given there is 0% he is a doctor...or that any of this is real.
PTF wrote:
I cannot believe this thread is still going. My hat's off to the OP...given there is 0% he is a doctor...or that any of this is real.
I am a doctor and I cannot believe non-doctors are attempting to give me advice on how to best treat them.
Patients can ask all the questions they want about a procedure, but when they start questioning my judgement is where I get royally ticked off. I do not care what brand of hernia mesh your great Aunt think is best. And I’m not sure why you think her opinion counts.
$100 says this guy is a male nurse. You a pothead Focker?
Good times are killing me wrote:
$100 says this guy is a male nurse. You a pothead Focker?
Why do you assume the OP is a male? Stop perpetuating the patriarchy.
Holy sh*t! I'm a doctor but I'm afraid sir - you are just an as*hole.
3/10
I cant believe this thread managed to reach five pages long
Dr. Noisewater wrote:
Quackk wrote:
You are not a doctor. You do have issues.
I am a doctor, and my issues are dopes like you
Doctors do issue a lot of dope. Please stop pushing opioids, it's not cool. Same for other prescriptions, we know you get kickbacks from the companies.
In the 90's it was benzos, I remember how suicidal people got from your "anxiety" treatments. Killed poor Kurt Cobain.
Rez wrote:
3/10
I cant believe this thread managed to reach five pages long
That's because there hasn't been any good Jamin threads lately. ?
Dr. Noisewater wrote:
I’m a general surgeon, and I must say I’ve had it with the whiners who complain about every aspect of the care I provide. These losers come in with mindless questions, then challenge me on my advice after they google nonsense on their phones.
Newsflash bozos: you are referred to me because I fix you. I don’t give a hoot if your buddy says you can run four days after an inguinal hernia repair: he’s a moron. And yea, I wish my office ran on time, but that has nothing to do with my ability to take out your gallbladder. And I get paid even if you think the nurse was too rough taking out your sutures.
American patients are selfish, ill-informed doofuses and you are lucky to have people like me repairing all the damage you do to yourselves with the McDonalds and cheese and salt and booze.
Barring a life threatening emergency, most surgeries are superfluous and a scam. Most doctors tend to be more arrogant and greedy instead of empathetic and compassionate.
Congratulations, you motivated me to never give your kind another cent.
Bullet_Proof wrote:
Dr. Noisewater wrote:
I’m a general surgeon, and I must say I’ve had it with the whiners who complain about every aspect of the care I provide. These losers come in with mindless questions, then challenge me on my advice after they google nonsense on their phones.
Newsflash bozos: you are referred to me because I fix you. I don’t give a hoot if your buddy says you can run four days after an inguinal hernia repair: he’s a moron. And yea, I wish my office ran on time, but that has nothing to do with my ability to take out your gallbladder. And I get paid even if you think the nurse was too rough taking out your sutures.
American patients are selfish, ill-informed doofuses and you are lucky to have people like me repairing all the damage you do to yourselves with the McDonalds and cheese and salt and booze.
Barring a life threatening emergency, most surgeries are superfluous and a scam. Most doctors tend to be more arrogant and greedy instead of empathetic and compassionate.
Congratulations, you motivated me to never give your kind another cent.
+1
Not to mention the western doctors which purposely prescribe drugs to patients and diagnose them with diseases. They are calibrating with the pharmaceutical industry to make money by inventing diseases and selling drugs.
https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/throwback-thursday-when-doctors-prescribed-healthy-cigarette-brands-165404/Dr. Noisewater wrote:
then challenge me on my advice after they google nonsense on their phones.
"Don’t be foolish, take your doctor’s advice: Smoke a fresh cigarette."
Thank goodness patients today do have access to information on Google, PubMed etc. They can now relatively easily check whether their doctor is BSing them.
PTF wrote:
I cannot believe this thread is still going. My hat's off to the OP...given there is 0% he is a doctor...or that any of this is real.
+1
The troll is having fun getting the desired outrage and comments. You've been played again.
I Chose D2 wrote:
Banana Bread wrote:
I have to many brains to fall into the trap.
Oh, the irony!
That's the whole point - please keep up!
Good one. Look up the word irony. It has nothing to do with your iron levels.(I had to throw in something witty since this is a medical thread. ).
I already had a doctor earlier this year who wasn't concerned with patient satisfaction. Or even looking trhe patient in the eye, asking what the problem was, or asking how the patient was feeling, or giving any followup advice at all. One of those was enough.
Dr. Noisewater wrote:
PTF wrote:
I cannot believe this thread is still going. My hat's off to the OP...given there is 0% he is a doctor...or that any of this is real.
I am a doctor and I cannot believe non-doctors are attempting to give me advice on how to best treat them.
Patients can ask all the questions they want about a procedure, but when they start questioning my judgement is where I get royally ticked off. I do not care what brand of hernia mesh your great Aunt think is best. And I’m not sure why you think her opinion counts.
I'm also sceptical you are a doctor but I understand the point you are making. A non-medically trained person has next to no chance of understanding the options that their surgeon must weigh. I've always thought it incredibly odd when my doctor pretends I can make these decisions. Well, sir, you have an acute case of ______ (insert illness I've never heard of). Would you prefer treatment XXXX or YYYY (both of which I've never heard of)? Thanks for asking me, doc, but you are the only one here qualified to make that decision.
3hr-marathoner wrote:
A non-medically trained person has next to no chance of understanding the options that their surgeon must weigh. I've always thought it incredibly odd when my doctor pretends I can make these decisions. Well, sir, you have an acute case of ______ (insert illness I've never heard of). Would you prefer treatment XXXX or YYYY (both of which I've never heard of)? Thanks for asking me, doc, but you are the only one here qualified to make that decision.
WRONG.
Customers always have 100 percent choice.
They don't "have to" accept any treatment at all, nor do anything that's "recommended" by a quack.
In fact you're all much better off to always stay far away from them.
I personally never go to doctors, and am far healthier than most people my age who do, for that reason.
In fact many people who would be my age are already dead, due solely to constant treatments by doctors.
The OP is a chiropractor wrote:
Or maybe an RN at best.
Or a custodian who works in a hospital. ?
Bad Wigins wrote:
Dr. Noisewater wrote:
I am a doctor, and my issues are dopes like you
Doctors do issue a lot of dope. Please stop pushing opioids, it's not cool. Same for other prescriptions, we know you get kickbacks from the companies.
In the 90's it was benzos, I remember how suicidal people got from your "anxiety" treatments. Killed poor Kurt Cobain.
Individual doctors being able to cut their own deals with Big Pharm is awful for everyone, even the MDs getting free lunches, free dinners and other extras. In Financial Services Industry, eventually sh*t hits the fan. Every five to ten years markets melt. When I first started in industry I took free dinners and free lunches from mutual fund companies. I saw colleagues only offering mutual funds to clients after mutual fund reps bought dinner for advisor. I decided to be 100% clean. No lunch from mutual fund companies. MDs need to do the same. VA management negotiates prices with Big Pharm. In US, individual doctors are still allowed to cut their own deals with Big Pharm besides VA. Potential corruption for all.