I’m moving down from the marathon to 5km just to prove you wrong.
I’m moving down from the marathon to 5km just to prove you wrong.
Wow. Those are the only options? Where do you live?
Marathon was glorified by exercise addicts. But who am I to say, I'm an addict myself who has a propensity to delve into a degenerate exercise addiction occasionally.
You sound like you consider yourself well above average. Are you familiar with Dunning-Kruger? What does it even mean to “understand.. how fast a mile is”? Do you seriously think most marathoners don’t know where their marathon pace or mile pace ranks against the world’s elite? Or that they don’t know how fast “fast” is?
Hobbyjoggers running marathons are exercising their free will and having fun. You seem to be the one obsessed about “being impressed”.
I'm 61 and I think I could walk a marathon in 11 hours. That includes a stop halfway to eat a sandwich.
Troll post. That said, I’m not sure where you are but in my running community, the same guys that dominate the marathon distance also dominate the bigger 5Ks in the area and the occasional road mile race.
Of course, the older you get, more “speed work” is just code for injury session. I’ll be a master age grouper in a few months and my calves and Achilles feel like they are ready to pop if I try to do any repeats shorter than 800m.
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What? Most people have "run" a mile before so have some clue how fast a sub 5 minute mile is. A majority of people probably have no clue how many miles a marathon is and probably refer to a 5k as a "5k marathon". Nice troll post though 7/10
Not even hobbyjoggers. Walkers enter marathons. And then tell all their friends they finished a marathon. Woohoo. Such a joke.
This is why at the age of 28 or so, I never tried the marathon. I train like a marathoner. My body has three tiers of running: 0 miles per week, 35 to 45 miles per week and 65+ where 65+ is an open ended number because I can run 10 per day and 18 to 24 on Sundays, week in and week out. But I am not doing this to train for a race. I already lived that part of my life. I am doing this to feel good about myself and not get fat. People ask me why dont you run a marathon and I just shrug my shoulders and tell them if I wanted to run a marathon I know where to do one (stretching my 24 miler out one more mile each way). Because I lived a d1 competitive life I have already raced. I have nothing to prove to anyone.
But a lot of marathoners get into these weird complexes where they not only make everything about themselves they want to wear it on their sleeve and tell everyone about it. When the app world started auto posting people's watch results, i'd shake my head no no no that's not the endpoint, that shouldnt be the goal. Running should be about yourself and not really about telling everyone.
the allure of the 'thon is in the execution. and yes i'm saying 'thon to annoy OP even more.
if you can run a 17min 5k or whatever you can pretty much do that weekend in and out. but with marathons you can be fast as hell and fall apart in the distance if you go out too fast or don't have the endurance. you can be a 17 min 5k guy and lose to 20 min 5k guy. but in most shorter distances, that would never happen.
I agree.
But I think your limits are too strict. A 30 minute 5k runner shouldn't go up in distance.
A 60 minute 10k runner should not run a marathon.
Too many fat people are destroying their bodies with halves and full thons. It would be better for them to lose the weight through low impact exercise like biking, rowing.. and diet. Then increase to running long distances.
The 3 hour marathoners should once a year train for a 5k. It would improve their thon performances if they did gain some speed.
The reality is no one really cares what anyone else does. If you do then you’re a loser. Go run on Mars for all anyone cares. Live and let live.
roblox oof sound wrote:
All the hobbyjogging "talent" goes straight to the thon. So many 3:00 guys at boston and local marathons but where are the 17:30 guys at local 5ks? nowhere to be seen. Nobody wants to train hard to run fast(and for them, cruise intervals are "fast"), they just want to jog around for a couple hours a day. If you aren't an elite or training like one, than marathon training is a complete joke. I see people do 4-5 miles daily and 20 on Saturday, with sunday off. Pretty lazy 40 mile week if you ask me. And honestly, if these people actually properly trained for the marathon, they'd be sub 2:45.
you see runners world call tempo runs "speed training". What a joke. If you aren't busting out quarters or less, it's not really speed training. And that's the issue with all these "XC only" kids who don't want to do track. Same as hobbyjoggers. Too lazy to run fast, just want to jog around with their friends. "track is boring, xc is more fun". Running slow sounds fun to you? have it your way, actually exerting myself is fun.
And this is why track is fallen by the wayside. I just don't get the fetish with running "Far". It's so stupid. I get the ultras, at the elite level, but just like the marathon, for most, training is just jogging. Most ultra mid-packers aren't doing fast technical descents, they aren't putting in serious vertical.
I guess it's because the average person understands how far a marathon is, but not how fast a mile is. I bet most people would be more impressed by a marathon finish than a sub 5 mile. Even a sub 4:30 mile.
Ok. I'm done ranting. Discus if you like.
Fast?
That is relative.
I'm certain that the 200m sprinters are looking at you the same way.
No way you're doing 21s or 22s in a workout.
To them, you're slow.
Food for thought.
My brother is also such a type of person who believes as longer as better. Just stupid. He told me 'I am so talented i could reach a lot there' etc, blahh, blahh.
I showed him respectful my middle finger :)
roblox oof sound wrote:
Ok. I'm done ranting. Discus if you like.
So wait - are you OK with people who like to throw discus as long as they run 5k's at a time fast enough for your liking?
Chill bro, only obsessed lunatics gives a damn about it. You seem to be one of them. The real world, were most of us live don't rally care.
lexel wrote:
My brother is also such a type of person who believes as longer as better. Just stupid. He told me 'I am so talented i could reach a lot there' etc, blahh, blahh.
I showed him respectful my middle finger :)
You fingered him ?!? :(
roblox oof sound wrote:
All the hobbyjogging "talent" goes straight to the thon. So many 3:00 guys at boston and local marathons but where are the 17:30 guys at local 5ks? nowhere to be seen. Nobody wants to train hard to run fast(and for them, cruise intervals are "fast"), they just want to jog around for a couple hours a day. If you aren't an elite or training like one, than marathon training is a complete joke. I see people do 4-5 miles daily and 20 on Saturday, with sunday off. Pretty lazy 40 mile week if you ask me. And honestly, if these people actually properly trained for the marathon, they'd be sub 2:45.
you see runners world call tempo runs "speed training". What a joke. If you aren't busting out quarters or less, it's not really speed training. And that's the issue with all these "XC only" kids who don't want to do track. Same as hobbyjoggers. Too lazy to run fast, just want to jog around with their friends. "track is boring, xc is more fun". Running slow sounds fun to you? have it your way, actually exerting myself is fun.
And this is why track is fallen by the wayside. I just don't get the fetish with running "Far". It's so stupid. I get the ultras, at the elite level, but just like the marathon, for most, training is just jogging. Most ultra mid-packers aren't doing fast technical descents, they aren't putting in serious vertical.
I guess it's because the average person understands how far a marathon is, but not how fast a mile is. I bet most people would be more impressed by a marathon finish than a sub 5 mile. Even a sub 4:30 mile.
Ok. I'm done ranting. Discus if you like.
Well, lookit. At least the hobbyjobber marathoners aren't doping up the wazoo. They may run slow, but at least their times are authentic. (I mean, back in the day, I would pop a handful of Advils and take an antihistamine for the ephedrine effect, but that's a different thing, I think.)
And, please, track is like girls' lacrosse or something. Which is to say, a track meet is the sort of thing that sort of makes sense in high school. But after that, c'mon, let's face it. It's a pretty arcane exhibition, running around in circles really fast, like a hamster on a wheel. At least in a road race you can check out the local scenery, like you're hiking and stuff. But at the end of the day, track is just lame. I mean, it just is. So I think your whole premise is wrong.
roblox oof sound wrote:
All the hobbyjogging "talent" goes straight to the thon. So many 3:00 guys at boston and local marathons but where are the 17:30 guys at local 5ks? nowhere to be seen. Nobody wants to train hard to run fast(and for them, cruise intervals are "fast"), they just want to jog around for a couple hours a day.
I enjoy the marathon because I can't fake it at that distance. I can blow up at any distance up to a half and still fake it in. I can't fake it if I blow up in a marathon. It's a fun challenge. It's also annoying because you can generally only get a few good shots at the distance each year, and even minor things can derail your race . Also, if the marathon training cycle is going well, it's going well for the other distances. So it's not like people training for marathons are skipping other road races entirely.