Road running is for p#%#%

I'm sure you do, I'm sure you do.

I've grown tired of this d!ck measuring contest and am off to run fast - something foreign to you.

Have a good one - and don't forget to blog about it!

Blah Blah Blah... you’re still a pusssy, Have fun runnning fast meanwhile ill go run even faster for 50 miles you pusssyyy

I rode to trails, ran them, then climbed up mountains decades before trucker-hatted Boulderboy dumbazz what's-his-face did.

And didn't blog or whatever about it. I just did it.

e[0r-8unm;4kw3lq5j['i wrote:

I rode to trails, ran them, then climbed up mountains decades before trucker-hatted Boulderboy dumbazz what's-his-face did.

And didn't blog or whatever about it. I just did it.

AMEN,. These road runner are such pussies ssss

Run runners are total pussssys

I am no Fricken Pussay!

NOT DEAN wrote:

Who said hiking????? How the hell can you be stupid so claim that people hike 100 miles? The recrod at western states is held by Timothy Olsen at 8:30min a mile for the full 100 miles. How the hell can you walk when you average time is 8:30min amile. Youre generalizing and targeting the bottom third of any race which happens at your marathons too. Again, the only reason you don’t run fast on trail is becuase you’re a pussssyyyy!!!!!!

Yeah, a 8:30 mile is a really easy jog.

Prove yourself wrote:

Sand Dunes wrote:

My grammar and spelling isn't the greatest, but my god at least it isn't this atrocitus. Also, sub 5 min mile for a marathon is way more impressive than hiking a 100 mile trail race.

Sand Dunes. I always read your posts. Dude you gotta be the dumbest man in the ether. Youre probably from the northeast and wear Adidas and have ran a 2:35 marathon once in your life and are now an expert on mountain ultras. You have no idea dude. Roadies dnf like every 30+ mile race as soon as they use their glycogen stores. You almost dont even need water in a road marathon. Stick to what you know or show us your ultrasignup score

I've never ran a marathon, accept once in training. Because, I got lost on a run when I was on vacation. Currently I'm a 10k runner.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hey there BUD! 8:30 for 100 miles straight is NOT an easy jog lol. You couldnt run an 8:30min mile on BRUTAL terrain, this is the canyons in Western States, for 50 miles let alone 100. You pussayyy

You are a pussayyyy you PUSAYYYY

Sir,

This a running forum. Please keep the topics related to running.

Tbass wrote:

Sir,

This a running forum. Please keep the topics related to running.

I am....if you road runners actual ran than fine but you dont because you are pussays

WetMoose wrote:

Real men don't go around trying to define rules as to what makes a real man based on their insecurities.. That's actually the opposite of a real man would do. A real man does what he wants to do, if that be racing on a road then it's race on a road, if said guy were to be like "Okay dean, I won't run on roads anymore, just trails because I want to be a real man!" then he would actually be less of a man for that and you two may as well circle jerk each other.

REAL MEN RUN FAST ON TRAILS YOU PUSSAY

Not Dean wrote:

WetMoose wrote:

Real men don't go around trying to define rules as to what makes a real man based on their insecurities.. That's actually the opposite of a real man would do. A real man does what he wants to do, if that be racing on a road then it's race on a road, if said guy were to be like "Okay dean, I won't run on roads anymore, just trails because I want to be a real man!" then he would actually be less of a man for that and you two may as well circle jerk each other.

REAL MEN RUN FAST ON TRAILS YOU PUSSAY

NONE of you have the mental fortitude to run 3+ hours on a treadmill at PLanet Fitness. hahahahaaaaa

Ultras are 'jogged' not 'run'. All runners 'jog' but not all joggers 'run'.

NOT DEAN wrote:

Blah Blah Blah... you’re still a pusssy, Have fun runnning fast meanwhile ill go run even faster for 50 miles you pusssyyy

I bet you’ve never broken 2:00 once in your life. Hell I bet you haven’t even broken 5:00 once. Ultra marathons are the most watered down races in existence

Tbass wrote:

Ultras are 'jogged' not 'run'. All runners 'jog' but not all joggers 'run'.

False. Good, competitive ultras are ran and bad ones are jogged. Samething with marathons. Only difference is real men dont just stop at 26 we RUN 50 you pusssy!

The insecurity oozing from your posts is delicious!