No offense, because I have no reason to believe you aren't a decent and intelligent human being, but I absolutely hate the British accent. It simply sounds pretentious and condescending.
A Brit abroad wrote:
I'm a Brit, living in the USA. Have been here 15 years. Nearly daily I get compliments on my accent, which is very nice, of course. What's behind this? Why do so many here like the accent? I truly don't get it. Personally, I think most Brits sound stupid.
Even worse, it is only in the British pronunciation that "Brenda Martinez" incorrectly becomes "BrendER MAHtinez". Stop adding and omitting the "R" sound at will.