Tired of Crime in my Hood. Help me become a Crime Fighting Superhero

Hmmm..... wrote:

The key here is to start a reputation before you actually do anything. Start talking to your neighbors about the masked vigilante that has reportedly taken down a few would-be car thieves the last few weeks. Make these stories wild, but believable. Try and get these same stories fed to the shady apartment dwellers. Then a few times a week, go for a "19 minute 5K" jog through the neighborhood in your costume. Make sure you run through the apartment. Be seen...but not too seen.

Oh yeah, and get a skylamp that broadcasts your emblem. You do have an emblem, right?

He has an emblem. It's a life sized iron on of a thick marital aid. It's centered on his weak, concave excuse of a chest.

Bob B wrote:

Hmmm..... wrote:

The key here is to start a reputation before you actually do anything. Start talking to your neighbors about the masked vigilante that has reportedly taken down a few would-be car thieves the last few weeks. Make these stories wild, but believable. Try and get these same stories fed to the shady apartment dwellers. Then a few times a week, go for a "19 minute 5K" jog through the neighborhood in your costume. Make sure you run through the apartment. Be seen...but not too seen.

Oh yeah, and get a skylamp that broadcasts your emblem. You do have an emblem, right?

He has an emblem. It's a life sized iron on of a thick marital aid. It's centered on his weak, concave excuse of a chest.

What part of 6'4" 200lbs did you miss, Bob?

Working on the emblem, Hmmm..... Right now, plan is to wear a Batman UA compression shirt, but that may change.

Good idea on spreading the word. I may put up some posters:

Dead Serious: Friend or Foe?

School is out in a few days. Then, the scum of my zip code will reap what they have sown.

Be Ever Vigilant.

Dead yet?

Hi Ho! It's Captain Dildo to the rescue!!

Dead Serious touches kids wrote:

Hi Ho! It's Captain Dildo to the rescue!!

I do not take your insinuations lightly. I give a voice to the downtrodden. I give a sword to the oppressed.

I am Dead Serious.

Be Ever Vigilant.

I bet you give your sword to lots of men.

Dead Serious touches kids wrote:

I bet you give your sword to lots of men.

Are you familiar with Freud's "Reaction Formation"?

Be Ever Vigilant.

It is kinda weird how everything comes down to marketing, huh?

Hmmm..... wrote:

The key here is to start a reputation before you actually do anything. Start talking to your neighbors about the masked vigilante that has reportedly taken down a few would-be car thieves the last few weeks. Make these stories wild, but believable. Try and get these same stories fed to the shady apartment dwellers. Then a few times a week, go for a "19 minute 5K" jog through the neighborhood in your costume. Make sure you run through the apartment. Be seen...but not too seen.

Oh yeah, and get a skylamp that broadcasts your emblem. You do have an emblem, right?

I invented the Pet Rock wrote:

It is kinda weird how everything comes down to marketing, huh?

Hmmm..... wrote:

The key here is to start a reputation before you actually do anything. Start talking to your neighbors about the masked vigilante that has reportedly taken down a few would-be car thieves the last few weeks. Make these stories wild, but believable. Try and get these same stories fed to the shady apartment dwellers. Then a few times a week, go for a "19 minute 5K" jog through the neighborhood in your costume. Make sure you run through the apartment. Be seen...but not too seen.

Oh yeah, and get a skylamp that broadcasts your emblem. You do have an emblem, right?

If Batman had a good PR guy, he coulda avoided half of his problems...

Dead Serious wrote:

Dead Serious touches kids wrote:

I bet you give your sword to lots of men.

Are you familiar with Freud's "Reaction Formation"?

Be Ever Vigilant.

No, but here's mine: You insert your sword into your man. He reacts by paying you a ten spot and patting you on the head.

Hey exthrower, do you have a superhero name? How about "White Knight" or maybe "The Grand Wizard"?

trollolololo wrote:

Hey exthrower, do you have a superhero name? How about "White Knight" or maybe "The Grand Wizard"?

He does.. Calls himself "The Purple Head."

Dead Serious touches kids wrote:

Dead Serious wrote:

Are you familiar with Freud's "Reaction Formation"?

Be Ever Vigilant.

No, but here's mine: You insert your sword into your man. He reacts by paying you a ten spot and patting you on the head.

You should look it up. I think it will answer a lot of your questions.

Be Ever Vigilant.