Did you podium at State? What were the conditions like at FootLocker Region? Were you champion of one region and district, or multiple regions and districts? Do you have talent? How were you in your State? Good? Or, really good? Could you have contended for a State title? Did you ever lose in high school? Never? Or barely ever? How did your coach think you'd do? Did he offer you an athletic supporter? Did you set records in college? Did you just run and get the best time, or did you actually get a pen and re-write the records? Did you finish in top 20 at NCAA South Region XC? Top 15?? You're kidding me.
I'm sure the seat next to you on the team bus was highly coveted.