HR Director sues after receiving penis-shaped candy as gift

Hard candy or like gummy worms?

Fantastic troll job by whoever did that.

MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:

Fantastic troll job by whoever did that.

Wrong. It's harassment and the perp will be in jail soon enough.

Bag o' Dicks wrote:

Hard candy or like gummy worms?

!!!

speed city wrote:

MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:

Fantastic troll job by whoever did that.

Wrong. It's harassment and the perp will be in jail soon enough.

Don't you have to ask someone to stop what they're doing before they can be guilty of harassment?

Bag o' Dicks wrote:

Hard candy or like gummy worms?

"Our bag of dicks is 6 oz's and includes 25-30 gummy penises."

MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:

Fantastic troll job by whoever did that.

speed city wrote:

Wrong. It's harassment and the perp will be in jail soon enough.

How exactly is it harassment? Judging by the legal definition, it's not. "the act of systematic and/or continued unwanted and annoying actions of one party or a group, including threats and demands. "

The person who sent it may, or may not be, the same person that also keyed her car and posted the Craigslist ads. Unless she can prove that this person did all of those (ie the systematic/continued unwanted and annoying actions), then simply mailing this to her is not harassment. If the person IS an employee there, then yes, she would probably have a case within their employee handbook/guidelines for sexual harassment. The HR lady would say that sending a bag of dix implies something of sexual nature.

This is why you don't mess around with and joke around with the HR people at your company. All it takes is one person to not take it as a joke (and there is ALWAYS going to be at least one) and you are out of a job.

Q, When is a cigar not just a cigar?

A. When Bill Clinton is wiedling it.

speed city wrote:

MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:

Fantastic troll job by whoever did that.

Wrong. It's harassment and the perp will be in jail soon enough.

Nope, this is not harassment. There is nothing illegal with sending these and I hope Dicks By Mail holds strong and does not release the person's information.

Hopefully they don't soften their stance on releasing personal info.

Sounds like a hard pill to swallow.

The irony here is that when certain groups blurred the lines of sex and gender, they took the sexuality out of the penis. These certain groups have limited the ability of the victim(?) here to actually plead the case that she was victimized.

Serious Answer wrote:

The irony here is that when certain groups blurred the lines of sex and gender, they took the sexuality out of the penis. These certain groups have limited the ability of the victim(?) here to actually plead the case that she was victimized.

How was she victimized, exactly?

FREE CANDY!

Trolling SJWs is hilarious. Somebody should send Lanni Marchant a bag of dick candy...

trackie lurker wrote:

Trolling SJWs is hilarious. Somebody should send Lanni Marchant a bag of dick candy...

Lol. Take it up a notch and make a mold of your member, melt down some gummy worms, and voila! Personalize the gift.

Anybody have Lanni's address?

I guess someone had a bone to pick with her.

speed city wrote:

MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:

Fantastic troll job by whoever did that.

Wrong. It's harassment and the perp will be in jail soon enough.

Said the candy shelled liberal

Were these the type of candy that melt in your mouth?

No, they are more like Freshen-up gum.

hard with a creamy center wrote:

Were these the type of candy that melt in your mouth?

They're gummy penises.

They should sell them as hard candies so that the target would be forced to suck a bag of dicks!