Entered my 10k loop on the trails this afternoon. Toward the end I noticed the key holder in my pants never got tucked in properly and to my dismay there wasnt a key in it anymore.
Never fear, dusted off the competitive edge and reversed. Ran my 10k loop again. No sign of my keys anywhere. I scanned my original footprints thoroughly on the backtrack loop. Sun was going down. Decided my best bet to get into my place without keys was to go to the leasing office. Boom. Ditched my vehicle. Another 4.5 miles. Get charged for an extra key ($90).
Probably 16-17 miles today. Post-shower my cheeks are still red. Took a piss. Dick is not thawed yet from the head wind and hurt like a b. Washed hands. Took a swig of powerade which felt like the first time my body ever experienced electrolytes.
Foak. Hass. I am hurting.
Happy winter!