Questioned by the cops

I was told by the police (I think) that he was away. She told me she shut it down. She is very attractive and flirtatious.

I've had to provide additional details about what car hire companies I use - we don't have a car as we live in a city centre where owning one is a big pain. Unfortunately they also want my wife's contact details...so much for her not worrying!

I will see if all this satisfies them before speaking to a lawyer. All a bit odd. I haven't seen her for months since she left the company so i have no clue why they are interested in me - unless they found something at her place linking us which seems unlikely.

Suspect number 1 wrote:

I was told by the police (I think) that he was away. She told me she shut it down. She is very attractive and flirtatious.

I've had to provide additional details about what car hire companies I use - we don't have a car as we live in a city centre where owning one is a big pain. Unfortunately they also want my wife's contact details...so much for her not worrying!

I will see if all this satisfies them before speaking to a lawyer. All a bit odd. I haven't seen her for months since she left the company so i have no clue why they are interested in me - unless they found something at her place linking us which seems unlikely.

Let me spell it out for you: YOUR wife did it and she has framed you. Get a lawyer and move out of the house now: she will probably kill you and set it up as a suicide. Get out now!!!!!

I've been questioned by the pigs themselves. They tried to accuse me and get me to "admit" to something I didn't do. They said I was a suspect in a robbery, which took me by surprise. The bully cop questioning me kept saying I'd be arrested if I continued to deny it (some incident I knew nothing about!). I stuck to my (true) story and said I knew nothing and did nothing wrong while he kept bullying and threatening me, saying I could be charged with lying to cops. I should have sued for entrapment. But I know the cops get away with everything. God I hate some cops. You tell the truth that you're innocent and they threaten to charge you (it's probably a scare tactic) if what you say doesn't fit their narrative.

Don't listen to this ^^^ guy.

The butler did it. Don't you guys ever pay attention when you watch these docudrama-real-life-obviously-not-made-up-shit shows?

Are you the butler, OP? If so I'd be worried. If not have some donuts. They're good as heck. No problem is too big to be solved by the consumption of a sufficient number of donuts.

Suspect number 1 wrote:

They have not interrogated me as such, just asked me the same questions in a very polite manner. I asked about whether I should contact a lawyer and they gave me some telephone numbers/advice etc. but said it was just routine questioning.

This is interrogating, they don't start beating you with a phone book on the first day.

I hope this is a troll because (based on the fact that you are posting all this on LRC) you are obviously not smart enough to hold out against multiple rounds of interrogation, sooner or later you're going to confess to something you didn't do.

I was once the suspect in a robbery, my best friends house got robbed when I was house sitting. Police are lazy. They didn't look at anyone beyond me. His car was stolen and was found a half mile away parked in an apartment complex. Police didn't find it until the complex manager called in to complain about an abandoned car. Police didn't inform my friend it was found, it took a couple more months before the insurance company got wind of it and they informed my friend.

You're guilty, no doubt. Just run away if your 10k is below 31mn. If not go confess to the police, thanks.

OP is probably already dead by now. The wife did it. She was having an affair with the Butler. The butler will be dead within 48 hours

One armed man ... Yeah right

pop_pop!_v2.2.1 wrote:

Because it works? Lots of people confess in that situation.

Soon you'll be confessing to the murder of Jesus.

XC24 wrote:

Well, I mean is there something that you aren't saying? Maybe it seems like like your hiding something?

Suspect number 1 wrote:

I've had to provide additional details about what car hire companies I use - we don't have a car as we live in a city centre where owning one is a big pain. Unfortunately they also want my wife's contact details...so much for her not worrying!

I will see if all this satisfies them before speaking to a lawyer.

They're inquiring into your personal life.

That's way beyond taking the 5th and consulting an attorney.

Great stuff. "Having" to provide details. Involving the wife. I'm not sure how you are going to get around to an arrest, but you're doing well! Will it be a frame up, or are you really guilty? This could go either way.

Share the donuts with the interrogating officers. They'll go easy on you, I promise! By the way, confession's good for the soul, especially on a full stomach😎😎.

Of course I am not going to admit to something that I haven't done. Some of you really do suffer from some sort of superiority complex.

I have since learnt, third hand, that she received stuff in the post a while back which they are regarding as a potential lead. I obviously have no clue what. I am still in a state of shock that this has happened and hope I learn about why they consider me relevant.

My wife returns tomorrow and I shall explain all. I am not looking forward to this.

Suspect number 1 wrote:

I have since learnt, third hand, that she received stuff in the post a while back which they are regarding as a potential lead.

My wife returns tomorrow and I shall explain all. I am not looking forward to this.

No! And No! You are coming up with details nobody could know, and too quickly. Also, any normal person would have phoned their wife first thing to tell her about the "police drama". I get that you are going for the "you've got something to hide" angle, but you've been going on how you hardly knew the woman. Either let it slip that you were closer than you've admitted or there is absolutely nothing to be concerned with your wife knowing. Tighten up your story or you're going to lose your only reader!

I should add: always make sure you have an alibi all the time. Email/call/text someone every hour. It is really hard explaining that you you spent the evening at home alone and did nothong at all.

What is your 5k PB? That is one of the most important things you can share, here or anywhere.

Wow, heavy dude. I would advice you to move her out of your basement and find a new place to hide the body.

joseph Saturday wrote:

What is your 5k PB? That is one of the most important things you can share, here or anywhere.

Pretty poor. 34.36