I quit drinking because all my friends were getting busted for drunk driving. One night, I was over at a friend's house when this guy offers me a brew. I politely declined, but he insisted and called me a pussy fag for not drinking. I got ugly and told him to go f*** himself. Later that night, he got busted on the drive home. I had to come pick up my buddy who was riding with him as the car was getting towed away. They had Mr. Beer in the backseat of the patrol car.
Pussy fag indeed.
Out.