Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

Don't answer the doorbell.

Give some dope to a little kid to see if he tests +.

Get 37 TUEs.

Say you are dehydrated.

Hide a clean sample in a hollowed out book.

Say you are on birth-control pills.

Bribe the examiner.

frank charles wrote:

Good, I hope you lose your job. I hate weed and really hate potheads.

Be sure to update the thread after you get fired loser.

Prayin' for your butthurt to heal. God bless ya, babe!

Go to a head shop. Get a bottle of goldenseal.

Your welcome.

In Spain recently were you?

Thanks guys. I'm going to eat a lot of veggies and fruits. Does pooping a lot help???

You smoke that much pot and haven't yet realized its totally fvcking boring?

After you get fired go online and complain how evil your company and Obama is for denying you your medical marijuana.

Shave your head.

It's what champions do.

Seriously, has nobody else considered that this might end up being a hair test?

Nobody believes hair testing is real. I used to post about how useful it would be for testing athletes. They don't wanna hear it!

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Wow thanks for the replies everyone. It's to get the job, I'd rather not say where at. I've been drinking plenty of water. Will lifting weights and running a lot help? What are my chances? What foods should I eat??

Two choices.

#1-Tell them you accepted another offer thak them for their consideration.. Result you do not get the job but you are not denied for drug use.

#2-Take the test. Come up positive for pot. Result you do not get the job and there is some sort of paper trail that indicates you tested positive for pot.

Think hard .

I'm curious. You are taking a drug test for a job you already have? And you have to pass it to keep your job?

I would consider that if you are doing your job well enough and providing value to the business, they should retain you no matter what the results of the tests are. If you are laid off only because of this test, consider that your employer is the problem and maybe you are better off working elsewhere.

I do not have the job right now but if i pass the drug test, then the job is mine.

I doubt it'll be a hair test... I'm sure it's just a piss test... idk, the manager just threw that in at the end of the conversation today.

Kind of scared right now wrote:

I do not have the job right now but if i pass the drug test, then the job is mine.

Do you really think there is an 'if' involved in this scenario ?

Think Hard

They make a product for this. It's called ready clean. Look it up.

Since you're one a running forum, chances are your body fat percentage is pretty low. The lower your body fat percentage, the shorter the amount of time THC stays in your system. If you have a low body fat percentage and drink as much water, eat, and exercise as much as you can, you should be ok.

Also, get a buzz cut in case they do hair testing.

If they can't find you. They can't test you.

I had a friend fail a drug test just because her urin was watered down. She's never done a drug in her life but is OCD on drinking water. So while drinking a lot of water will flush your system. You will fail the test of you do it to close to the test.

that is why diuretics are on the banned list as a masking agent.