If April flowers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!! hahahahha (get it? Mayflower, Pilgrims)
Uh-oh, this post is meant to be funny. Mods, delete!
If April flowers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!! hahahahha (get it? Mayflower, Pilgrims)
Uh-oh, this post is meant to be funny. Mods, delete!
Joey, control yourself or you'll be banned
Well, it's good to see that this post has lasted longer than my other two. By the way, there was an error in my original post. It should have read, "If April SHOWERS bring May flowers..."
3 words - GIVE IT UP!
You're first thread was a humiliation - I would have thought you were glad to see it removed.
Humiliation? Hmmm, normally I would expect to feel humiliated if it were a humiliation. But seeing as I don't, I guess that would make you wrong.
But, yes, I forgot that the only thing this board is good for is to find out what Webb ran last weekend or what shoes I need to train for the 1500 or what stretches should I do for this injury? Humor? Not on a distance running messageboard.
Buddy, You can't even get a simple joke right. Why would we find it funny?
April SHOWERS.
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar....
Hey, it could happen!
Joe, I thought you were off getting fat in the army...I thought you had lost the ability to make an ass of yourself. Nice post, you suck, get off of Joe. I just got off of his mom ten minutes ago! Oh no Chris W, you are going to get your ass kicked now!
I went bobsleighing the other day. I killed nearly 30 bobs
Willie Nelson died yesterday, after being hit by a car.
He was singing on the road again.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Possibly a better joke....
What was Elton John's song to Michael Jackson?
Don't let your son go down on me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Ha!
farmer john wrote:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Ha!
or how about
what do you call cows masturbating in a pasture?
Beef strogenoff!
That's a good one!
What does a fish say when it hits the wall?
Dam!
Two tampons are walking down the street, which one says "hello"
Neither, they're both stuck up bitches.
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