In the meanwhile, here are some of the wonderful things I've learned from this thread so far.
"bollocks"
"LEJOG" (or JOGLE)
SPOT gps signal
Garmin 235 doesn't have a HR strap
Frank Giannino
Lazarus Lake
Lebo, KS
Effingham, IL
Twickenham, UK
Phuket, Thailand
Three Peaks Challenge
Bunion Derby and Race across the USA
difference between biathlon and duathlon
Kilts don't chafe
car washes have 24/7 security cameras
so do interstate bridges
don't drive an RV offroad into the sand
axe-wielding psycopaths stalk late-night Kansas highways
so do women in bunny suits
Kansas and Missouri are data blackholes
I need six double sugary espressos before my next race
my next 7K race will be my 10K PR