DiscoGary wrote:
So the latest spin the same spin it has always been. If you don't agree that a 30 year old man CAN BE a 16 year old girl then you are no better then the Democrat racists from the days of segregation.
Are you silent listeners getting all this?
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He stepped back and wiped his brow. Another day, another libturd argument defeated. Chop wood, carry water. Did he battle the endless tides of liberalism for himself? Nay. It was the silent listeners who gave him strength. The hordes of mute or carpal-tunnel-inflicted Letsrun visitors who came to the distance-running themed message board to glean important political insights from the anonymous, all-knowing DiscoGary. The veracity and vigor of his arguments had surely swayed a sizable majority of them by now; he could feel it. Perhaps his influence had even helped turn the tide in various tight, local elections. No matter; it wasn’t the outcome of elections, but the opening of minds that concerned him.
Out of the blue, his phone rang. “Hello, is this… DiscoGary?†came a nervous voice. He chuckled and replied affirmatively.
“Well, look, I’m a reporter from Breitbart News and also a part-time runner. I’ve been following your contributions to the political threads on the Letsrun message boards and, I have to say, your opinions on our dystopic present and the liberal assault on the conscious mind are truly groundbreaking. I feel like you should have a much broader platform and audience, and I’d like to help give it to you. Would you be interested in an in-depth interview?â€
“Certainly!†he replied, “let’s do it now. But I want to be very clear: I only do what I do for the silent listeners and future generations. My message is one of world peace. Don’t make the article about me, make it about the message.â€
“Of course. Incredible.†cooed the reporter.
They launched into an in-depth Q&A session. DiscoGary noted the inevitable rise of the Orwellian state after the introduction of the income tax, the terrible consequences of the civil rights act, and how pee-pees are objectively NOT wee-wees, 2+2=5, etc.
After about an hour of back and forth, the reporter thanked DiscoGary profusely, saying, “when you wake up, your world will be completely changed.â€
Chapter 2
He awoke to find himself lying naked on a concrete floor in a dark cell. “Where am I? What is this?!†he shouted.
“You are at an extrajudicial punishment facility, DiscoGaryâ€, came a disembodied reply from the ceiling. We’ve been monitoring the rapid spike in the number of visitors to the running website, Letsrun. We’ve never seen anything like it; it appears to be due entirely the popularity of your True Conservative message. You’ve managed to generate quite a following for yourself. We simply couldn’t risk it going any further. After you revealed your dangerous ideology in-full to our informant, we had no choice but to issue containment protocol. I hope the floor is comfortable, the length of your stay is indefinite.â€
A cold *click* reverberated through the room.
“You libturd tyrants will never get away with this!†he cried. “People will ask questions! The silent majority cannot be silenced!â€
To be continued