For real, the QOD is a joke compared to the actual exchange. I could probably come up with a similar "exchange": in a different context of course.
Quote of Day
dude: you aren't the ...one for me. I would die... before... I would ...marry you."
girl: I can't... live without you. I love... you.
Actual Conversation:
dude: you aren't the worst girlfriend. you are the one for me. I would die if I couldn't be with you. Before I didn't know but now I would give anything to marry you.
girl: I can't stand you or even imagine living with you. I would do anything to live without you in my life. I love sucking you best friend's D. I hate you.
See how picking your quotes can make a difference. I'm not a journalism major, but neither is the history major asking these tough questions or writing these "shocking" headlines.