typical millennial wrote:
Like all millennials, I wet the bed nearly every night. If I wet early enough, sometimes I'll change the sheets and go back to bed, but more often than not, I just get up for the day once I wake up to the familiar feeling of my own piss streaming through my underpants and cooling in my sheets. Usually happens sometime between 6 and 9am.
Same thing now happening to us whining Baby Boomers as the prostate gland swells. You, on the other hand, may have early onset diabetes, a urinary tract infection, or mental issues. Wearing Depends to bed seems to help, but forget about sex. Maybe you can get a medal for a dry bed.