No girl wants a fatty.
No girl wants a fatty.
Only skill position players for Donna!
Bird man wrote:
No girl wants a fatty.
Of course not. But we also don't want skinny guys. We want a nice balanced dude with muscles. Not necessarily bodybuilder but should have a nice biceps.
Xfit_guy_the_real_1 wrote:
Does it matter?
Even if you found a distance runner that could run that fast (doubt it) then he would still be SCRAWNY and then what's the point?
A 300+ lbs lineman can basically pick whatever girl he likes. they all lust after him and his PHYSIQUE.
Can't say the same thing about SKINNY runners, lol.
Hey man, just saluting another great post. I want to work on my shoulders. What's your shoulder-width-to-waist-width ratio, and what exercises did you use to achieve it?
Xenostreams wrote:
Bird man wrote:No girl wants a fatty.
Of course not. But we also don't want skinny guys. We want a nice balanced dude with muscles. Not necessarily bodybuilder but should have a nice biceps.
Girls don't really know what they want. They only *think* they know what they want. They can be convinced of wanting anything if (1.) it is made popular, or (2.) they are persuaded by a masterful technician.
Some categories where 'we don't want a fatty' doesn't apply are:
-- He's funny. Just look at all the fat comics/comedians with hot girlfriends/wives.
-- He's wealthy, or on a tract that could lead to wealth or being set in some way. Behold, I give you the entire mail-order-bride scene, as well as every single one of my fat and ugly male professors.
-- He's very sociable. This makes him seem very 'connected' to other people, and that's what she wants to feel, too (example: Facebook, where guys have 100 - 200 'friends,' girls have 400 - 700), so she's willing to put up with other faults, esp. if she likes to 'fix' guys.
The only time being fat is a deal-breaker is if you have nothing else seemingly going on within the first 30 seconds of her meeting you.
40 meters? Really? You are one dumb kid.
Xfit_guy_fanclub wrote:
Hey man, just saluting another great post. I want to work on my shoulders. What's your shoulder-width-to-waist-width ratio, and what exercises did you use to achieve it?
Hey Brah. My shoulders are freakin' HUGE. My waist is RIPPED, haven't measured it yet but all the ladies always compliment my shoulders so it seems to work.
Anyway, focus on shoulders, the reast will fall into place. Handstand pushups are gold for shoulders, pretty much all you need. Make sure you have the right back (pullups) and MASSIVE chest to go along.
And don't neglect the biceps and triceps, it drives the chicks crazy.
runnergirI wrote:
Stick with eharmony wrote:Lay off jamin
Go fuck yourself, Journey groupie.
Damn, bitch, did you get some bad drugs? For that matter, why do bitches care so much about what music people listen to? As if it ever could be confirmation or indictment of someone's character. Seriously, it's a pretty weak insult to call somebody a groupie of a band. Coldplay groupie. Aerosmith groupie. Metallica groupie. Hell, Katy Perry groupie. None of those acts are the same, but also none of those 'insults' hurt. Lame, just lame, runnergirl.
On a final note, you really seem to have it out for jamin. Did he unexpectedly blow a load down your throat last night? Or just get some in your eye?
I think we all know that jamin did no such thing.
I want to be a fly on the wall when a 130 pound runner calls a 300+ lineman who can bench 500+, "fatso". Leonard Williams of USC, at 305 pounds and likely to be the #1 pick, just ran 4.97 at the combine.
Galen Rupp is slower than a D3 quarterback.
Every year, a whole bunch of college football players run NCAA indoors. Track coaches want to encourage this, of course (we also want "them" to join "us" for outdoors), so USTFCCCA maintains a list of indoor performances by football players, and by position. A D3 QB ran 7.03, 22-point, and as I recall, 48.9....indoors. Another QB cleared almost 16 feet in the PV and a kicker did 47 feet in TJ. A D3 DB ran 14:53 for 5000....indoors. No chance anyone running 50+mpw is going to touch any of that except maybe the 14:53.
Steve Emtman at almost 300 pounds reportedly got mad once and ran a 5:17 mile.
Regarding the 40 times, the are 40 yards (36.6 meters), and Charlie Francis said that he used to time Ben Johnson by starting the stopwatch on the first step and adding 0.6 second: I think you also do this with Combine times to get a FAT equivalent. So a "4.2 guy" is really a 4.8 track equivalent.
But if you take Farah's 12.9 (FAT), if he could accelerate like a sprinter at the same 100m speed (he can't), that 12.9 would be worth about 8.3 for 60, 4.75 for 30m, and about 5.7 for 40y. The combine equivalent would be 5.1-5.2, but he can't run that fast because he's too weak to accelerate like a sprinter/hurdler or even a shotputter.
Maybe Farah and Rupp could beat Tayo Fabuluje of TCU, an offensive lineman who ran 5.55 at the Combine at 353 pounds. But maybe not.
Simply put, distance runners are not athletes.
I train with a 400m runner ( I'm a 800m-1600m). I can beat or tie with him in all out short sprints, he ran a 4.6 40 yard official. So I'm thinking if you took the average of ALL Letsrun posters it would be some like a tenth of a second faster than our large friend (Mr. 5.66)
Thanks for the advice. I'll start using handstand pushups in my workout today.
Depending on whether it was a 40m or 40y (36.6m), the 100m equivalent would be anywhere from 12.0 (if 40m FAT) to 12.8 (if 40y/36.6m hand-timed). So not atrocious, but not really great either.
coach d wrote:
Simply put, distance runners are not athletes.
What a shame. You were doing so well disguising yourself as a serious poster until you wrote that. Now we all know you're just a troll.
In fact, that line is so inciting, it deserves it's own thread dedicated to people insulting you.
You should have finished with, "Simply put, distance runners are not athletically gifted at acceleration compared to football players at the D3 college-level or better." That would have been an accurate statement based on your earlier evidence.
Alas, none of that will matter to you, however, as you are just a troll.
5/10, which is generous
chill out, runnergirl wrote:
runnergirI wrote:Go fuck yourself, Journey groupie.
Damn, bitch, did you get some bad drugs? For that matter, why do bitches care so much about what music people listen to? As if it ever could be confirmation or indictment of someone's character. Seriously, it's a pretty weak insult to call somebody a groupie of a band. Coldplay groupie. Aerosmith groupie. Metallica groupie. Hell, Katy Perry groupie. None of those acts are the same, but also none of those 'insults' hurt. Lame, just lame, runnergirl.
On a final note, you really seem to have it out for jamin. Did he unexpectedly blow a load down your throat last night? Or just get some in your eye?
Talk about weak insults. Oh, the irony!