What undergraduate major has the most douchebags?

Oh, and having now read some of the other posts, I'll second the nominations of lacrosse players, among student-athletes; and (some) biz majors, among the general student body.

And if you say it takes one to know one--well, touché, when you're right, you're right.

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Google may not know which major creates the most douchebags but it does seem to know the college - Harvard.

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OP nailed it.

Finance/business majors- not only are these completely easy and a waste of time for undergraduate (MBA is useful) but they are typically occupied by mediocre to poor student performers, who work very little, and expect huge rewards. Rampant cheating was well established at my school for the business majors, and this was correlated with fraternity culture as well.

Most of the kids came from very well to do out of state families and were conservative, considering themselves "entrepreneurs" while they had absolutely no practical skills, knowledge, or even effort of use to anyone. As far as women went, they were largely sociology and psych majors, also correlated with sorority culture, and had very little business being enrolled at a university, and usually marry the aforementioned douches.

Once coupled up, this pair tends to get a job related to business from their well connected families and then I assume they leech off and exploit other hard workers, as their fathers did before them, and their fathers before them.

gender studies, Afro-American studies, LGBT related studies, etc.

all these exceed toxic levels of douchebaggery

The CS program at my school had a lot of nerdy douchebags, and say what you will about business guys but nerdy douchebags are the worst kind. Plenty of nice nerds and normal kids too, but other CS guys will know what I'm talking about. That kid who thinks he's the sh*t because he can randomly talk out of his ass about advanced concepts in a 100-level class, or shows off a sh*tty app that he probably didn't even code himself trying to convince you it's the next Facebook or Twitter. F*ck that kid.

Whatever major the bros were in.

There is some truth to this, but to say only MBAs are useful is just plain wrong. You wouldn't call investment banking analysts with just bachelors degrees and CPAs, CFAs, etc. mediocre to poor performers...

THIS

Finance, no doubt. Among liberal arts, probably political science because you get a weird mix of self righteous, idealistic kids from all over the political spectrum with aspirations of being an empty DC suit or a lawyer.

Pretentious philosophy guy that name drops philosophers in every conversation deserves a shout out too.

Anything Finance. Business fits.

Business.

definitely triathletes

Straw M Thoroughman wrote:

Almost certainly gynaecology.

... is the most accurate answer

I earned a double in Finance and Engineering. I may be the biggest douche of them all.

OMG I hate business majors!!! Definitely the most AND biggest douches of them all.

Where do I even start?

1. Business knowledge comes from experience NOT from school or textbooks.

2. Anyone and everyone can learn business on the side.

3. Most CEOs do not and did not major in business or study business at the undergraduate level.

4. Unethical selfish greedy losers.

5. They do not create products or provide a service, they just leech from people that do.

6. They think all the other majors will just work for them while they just sit back and watch them work.

Keep on dreaming douchebag!

FU biz major wrote:

OMG I hate business majors!!! Definitely the most AND biggest douches of them all.

Where do I even start?

1. Business knowledge comes from experience NOT from school or textbooks.

2. Anyone and everyone can learn business on the side.

3. Most CEOs do not and did not major in business or study business at the undergraduate level.

4. Unethical selfish greedy losers.

5. They do not create products or provide a service, they just leech from people that do.

6. They think all the other majors will just work for them while they just sit back and watch them work.

Keep on dreaming douchebag!

While undergraduate business majors (except perhaps accounting) tend to not be very smart, they weren't the main group of douchebags on campus. That would be the PE majors.

I hate the P/Academic-9 clowns regardless of major since they think thier classes or so much harder than JC, CSU, or WCC schools. What a bunch of butt licks.

Yeah definitely the business majors. Even Confucius agreed that merchants occupied the lowest class because they merely bought and sold what others had made.