I would suggest choosing an alpha male/alpha female of the year--but since Portland Runner left with his tail in between his legs, and with so many people calling him back, seems like a hopeless case we have here with me winning alpha male by defualt. But that don't mean everyone on this board on average are skinny whimps. What does that matter anyway since all we are doing is typing? I'm just typing this to be more profound and to mess with Democrat's head hehehe.
The poster who the women want to wake up beside in the morning:
Mr. Chest, of course. Good thing you little wimps have running to keep you busy. No woman is every going to give you the time of day. Hint for a New Year's Resolution: Give up running and spend your time in the gym. No woman wants a "man" who weighs less than she does. No wonder people think that all runners are gay. Ha ha hahaha.
Bubba1 wrote:
Yes, Flagpole, award is a good one not bad one. Also Scott Hubbard, just a funny award that goes to someone who posts a lot and sometimes has long posts. (Could it be that you bring more attention to your posts with your name highlighted in blue?)
Well, gotta go for the rest of 2002. Only got a few days left of hunting season!
Bubba, no harm, no foul. Per frequency of posts and going blue w/my name, understand, I've been blessed w/a large number of terrific running experiences in 35 years in the sport. I'm comfortable w/going blue w/my name as I enjoy talking running w/folks. I've a LOT of material to draw from and given this kind of everyday forum, it's fun to share, learn and laugh a little. That you singled me out is nice. Don't know how much we think alike but I do share your desire to 'woo' Portland Runner back.
Good hunting!
It does have a nice ring to it... perhaps this will be my new handle until next year.
Bubba1, At first I thought you were being sarcastic (hardy har har), but then after seeing the other legit votes, I think you meant well. Thanks for the vote of confidence. However, you must be one who likes movies like Hoosiers or Rudy, where the unlikely guy/team wins, cause there's NO WAY I can agree with your vote. I can think of several off the top of my head that should have gotten your vote. I am just a fan of running, and the striving for improvement. Thanks again, though. This upcoming year, I'd gladly let someone else claim your MVP, while I'll vie for the 3rd award on your list (best race performance... this is obviously on a relative person by person basis, no?).
Democrat, I totally understand where you're coming from... I don't offer much new. I wanted to take this opportunity, though, to say that I ALWAYS have found your writings truly inspirational and above refute. My only disappointment lies in that this utmost respect for you that I am expressing is largely minimized (in your point of view) because I have nothing particularly useful or thoughtful to say. Oh well!
Letsrun Advisor of the Year: Normally a shoo-in for JK, teammate Hadd came out of the pack to win with a devastating long sprint.
I nominate myself for the following award:
ONLY Female Poster: jasonlover
Best Female Perspective..... Calbear
Sorry, jasonlover.
Hedge,
What about Runnerbabe?
okay, I know I deserve this award:
MostInLoveWithJASON Award: jasonlover
Runnerbabe's a SHE???? Oh Oh... we may have..er..voting irregularities.
Jasonlover, I think we can all concur. Congrats!
The poster who wants other muscle bound fags in daisy duke shorty tights to wake up beside him in the morning:
Mr. Chest, of course. Good thing you beefy burgher boys each other to keep you busy. No woman is ever going to give you the time of day. Hint for a New Year's Resolution: Keep spending your time in the gym. Keep posting on the internet to prove to your impotent ego how "tough" you are. No wonder people think that all muscle heads are gay. Ha ha hahaha.
most annoying poster has to go to wbbt or something like that (fortunately have not heard from him for awhile at least under that name)......his "thing" was the "silver-backed glass", the mirror telling us all the undeniable and painful truth, etc. probably by posting this I am invoking his spirit and he will resurface yet again with more tales from that which never lies: the silver backed glass.
there is one thing more pathetic than skinny runners coming on a online message board for running...a dude who thinks he's the shit coming on a online running board...and for this matter i am a skinny little runner, you retarted ass (mr boobs)
My word, Wintermix! I believed you scared yourself with that one. Better hope Mr. Chest doesn't see what you just wrote.
Most Bravest: Wintermix
I'd like to nominate myself for "least taken advantage of" to go along with your view of my posts generally being most out there.
Most contreverisial thread this year was the Keating EPO thread, woo wee.
Contreversial and ContreverIsial win awards as the most butchered spelling of a word longer than four letters. Congrats.
You my friend are full of shit get it flushed out. Do you have snow get out on it, the season is long be prepared for the summer train in the snow, see below.
What is the threshold that separates a "hobbyjogger" from a "sub-elite" runner?
BREAKING: Leonard Korir not going to Paris! 11 Universality athletes get in ahead of him!
Hicham El Guerrouj is back baby! Runs Community Mile in Oxford
What is the most stupid running advice you've ever heard?🤣(It can be funny)
Do "running influencers" harm the competitive nature of the sport?