Judge Judy (JJ): You sold a car to an underage driver, without the parents being present or their knowledge, and you let the unlicensed minor test drive it?
neanderthal dream (nd): Yes I did. But I only let him drive it in his driveway.
JJ: And now the parents want their money back? And you get your car back?
nd: Yes, and yes. I am in the right. The kid really wanted my car.
JJ: But you don't want to do that because the car doesn't work anymore?
nd: Damn right! The car is kind of iffy, lovely Ms. Judy
JJ: This one is easy.
nd: I get to keep my money, just like I thought.
JJ: No, you give them all their money back, you keep your dead car, and you get to spend the next 30 days in jail.