belly laugh wrote:
Donny Drapes wrote:Maybe he has a hot lady at home ...
bwahahaha!
Fine, whatever. Maybe he goes home alone and cries. That makes no difference. You take queses from advertisers. Nice life, follower. At least the dude with a beard has the balls to grow one. You sit at home shaving your chest and crying about your bald spot.
Clean shaven men is a oxymoron. Men have facial hair. Boys are clean shaven.
Men try to compensate for a general lack of manliness by growing facial hair. Women can sense their inadequacies with great ease.
Cracked screen wrote:
Men try to compensate for a general lack of manliness by growing facial hair. Women can sense their inadequacies with great ease.
I don't "try" to grow facial hair -- it just happens when I don't shave every day.
I also look 28 with a beard vs. early 20s without one, so from a work standpoint it actually helps (doesn't hurt to be an engineer, where you can generally do what you want).
No, but just like tattoos beards will become unfashionable. But there's one difference between the two... OK, I'll state the obvious, beards can be gotten rid of in minutes, tattoos you're stuck with for life, unless you want even uglier scarring.
How does having a beard make one manly? Maybe they can tolerate the constant itching? That's all I can think of. I've had beards in the past & I never thought of myself as more of a man when I had it. That's just stupid.
This This wrote:
I do not have a beard. My hair is kind of shaggy right now, but I normally have it cut fairly short. It is brown and it gets curly if I let it grow too long.
I am in my late 20s.
I work for a regional bank and make commercial loans. A beard probably wouldn't be a good look for me. I wear a suit to work.
So you're calling everyone else a pus$$y and "sally", etc (basically calling them women or gay) who think that most guys who grow beards are desperately trying to look cool/manly but failing *YET* you are too much of a pu$$y to grow one yourself because "you wear a suit" and it might not be a "good look" for you?? Seriously bro??? You are the one that sounds like the cowering little girl scout. If you think beards are sooooo f'n manly, then man up and grow one and stop worrying about if it's the right "look" for your job and suit.
This This wrote: men who are scared of beards are pvssies. You're no different than men who are frightened of guys who can run, or lift, or play football. You talk bad about it because it makes you feel like a loser... excuse me, a looser.
1) No one is "scared of beards." People are just annoyed by lame trends that every "looser" guy follows because they think it will make them look cool, or get them laid, even though it isn't working.
2) no one has ever been "frightened of guys who can run". Ever.
3) Lifting or playing football requires some natural strength and/or speed and/or muscle development and some hard work. They are nothing like growing a beard, because growing a beard requires not doing anything or, lately, not doing anything combined with following a lame trend. Yes, VERRRRRY "frightening".
Very Good looking, sexually attractive males look good with a beard or without a beard. They are a small minority of the population. Nearly everyone else looks average or bad with or without a beard, but usually worse with the beard. And now, because of the trend, they look worse AND look like a desperate poser, or poseur if you will. Grow that beard, you will fit right in with the bad looking poser crowd, Monkey Suit Boy.
Tyrannosaurus Rexing wrote:
1) No one is "scared of beards." People are just annoyed by lame trends that every "looser" guy follows because they think it will make them look cool, or get them laid, even though it isn't working.
2) no one has ever been "frightened of guys who can run". Ever.
3) Lifting or playing football requires some natural strength and/or speed and/or muscle development and some hard work. They are nothing like growing a beard, because growing a beard requires not doing anything or, lately, not doing anything combined with following a lame trend. Yes, VERRRRRY "frightening".
Very Good looking, sexually attractive males look good with a beard or without a beard. They are a small minority of the population. Nearly everyone else looks average or bad with or without a beard, but usually worse with the beard. And now, because of the trend, they look worse AND look like a desperate poser, or poseur if you will. Grow that beard, you will fit right in with the bad looking poser crowd, Monkey Suit Boy.
^This.
It's a fad. I have more respect for someone who doesn't follow the crowd. Do what's good for you.
bushy hillbilly beard = attention seeking loser
overgrown, unkempt beard = keeper of dirty, disorganized home
manicured beard = vainglorious, self-important twit
Beards come in and out of style just like anything else, and they always have BECAUSE MEN NATURALLY GROW THEM, YA HOSERS. If you can grow a decent one, nobody (except maybe online loosers like TREx) is going to think you look "desperate". For the record, I grew a beard this summer, and there's nothing better than stroking your beard while thinking about something. Got tired of it after a while, and the beauty of the whole thing is I just shaved it off in 2 minutes.
Here's some points:
1) Daily shaving sucks and is a total waste of time
2) If your idea of growing a beard involves doing no maintenance at all, then your beard will look awful. Spend 10 minutes once a week and you're set.
3) Shave your nasty neck beard either way
4) Jon Hamm
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20100114/293.ad.Hamm.011410.jpg
Wrong. Fashion and looking good has nothing to do with facial hair, only the lack thereof. This is how it is:
) Facial hair is the default. Unless you are not a man, you will grow facial hair. Your beard does not grow because other beards grow, it just grows.
) Shaving is a conscious choice. Unless you are not a man, you cannot be beardless except on purpose. As a conscious decision, it is invariably influence by whether others shave. Therefore, shaving is fashion, and beards are not.
) Beards returned because the recession reduced the pressure on men to shave. Fewer jobs means fewer job interviews, worse jobs means fewer strict appearance codes. Men who are not required to shave for fashion purposes eventually stop. Eventually a rebellion against fashion occurred and it has reached critical mass.
) now that fashion is dead and not an issue with facial hair anymore, it makes no sense for any man to shave on purpose. The only other reason to have no beard is if you are a not a man, so that is increasingly becoming people's default impression of the clean-shaven. You clean-shaven types sense this but are in denial about it, and that is why you are so defensive on this thread.
Bad Wigins wrote:
it makes no sense for any man to shave on purpose. The only other reason to have no beard is if you are a not a man.
I think that's why I like being clean shaven so much. It makes me feel like a perverted hyper-sexual deviant. Hell, I would wear a dress if I could get away with it. Gives me a thrill like painting the head of my penis with pink lipstick.
sanhaji wrote:
How does having a beard make one manly? Maybe they can tolerate the constant itching? That's all I can think of. I've had beards in the past & I never thought of myself as more of a man when I had it. That's just stupid.
You might have crabs, bro. I have a beard and it doesn't itch at all.
Bad Wigins wrote:
Wrong. Fashion and looking good has nothing to do with facial hair, only the lack thereof. This is how it is:
) Shaving is a conscious choice. Unless you are not a man, you cannot be beardless except on purpose. As a conscious decision, it is invariably influence by whether others shave. Therefore, shaving is fashion, and beards are not.
) Beards returned because the recession reduced the pressure on men to shave. Fewer jobs means fewer job interviews, worse jobs means fewer strict appearance codes. Men who are not required to shave for fashion purposes eventually stop. Eventually a rebellion against fashion occurred and it has reached critical mass.
) now that fashion is dead and not an issue with facial hair anymore, it makes no sense for any man to shave on purpose. The only other reason to have no beard is if you are a not a man, so that is increasingly becoming people's default impression of the clean-shaven. You clean-shaven types sense this but are in denial about it, and that is why you are so defensive on this thread.
Wow! You've really thought this out. Any more useless beard facts you'd like to clue us in on?
I agree! Fashion has its own prototype.
Ask women what attracts her most to the opposite sex and one of her top three answers will be “a well-groomed man! Beard growth is considered a fashion statement among men. A trendy look gives a smart and a very enthusiastic look to particulars having a good growth of facial hairs. It is necessary for men to maintain it in regular interval of time through which it will be generous and productive. Along with this, there should be a intellectual choice for the products as well, through which the skin must get the oxidation process leading to the production of melanin, the natural pigment. Along with a perfect diet, beard creams, beard sprays
http://www.beard-growth.com/Beard-Spray/
should be of renowned brand like which will provides just the right blend of nutrients. My wife does the same, she loves beard and so do I.and its best for every skin type.
If you have a beard and didn\'t grow it to hide your face, I don\'t give a shit.
If you have a beard and DID grow it to hide your face and your weak, effeminate chin, you are a pathetic, insecure beta bitch sniveling loser. It\'s like wearing a mask because you are too embarrassed to show your real face. Man up and shave that shit off.
If you are clean shaven, congratulations, you have some balls required to show your face in public and not try to hide behind a wall of hair. Well done.
Women are so fickle
20 years ago a full bushy beard would be ranked only behind poor hygeine in terms of turns offs
Now suddenly its attractive to carefully preen your hair like a model while at the same time having a full on tramp beard
This last 10 yrs with bushy bears, wierd ear stretches and sleeve tattoos will go down in history as the worst fashion era ever
I can get carded if I wear a ballcap when clean shaven (receding, gray hair makes it obvious I'm older). Or, I can let my patchy salt and pepper (a lot of salt) beard grow out.
I choose option #1.
Bad Wigins wrote:
Wrong. Fashion and looking good has nothing to do with facial hair, only the lack thereof. This is how it is:
) Facial hair is the default. Unless you are not a man, you will grow facial hair. Your beard does not grow because other beards grow, it just grows.
) Shaving is a conscious choice. Unless you are not a man, you cannot be beardless except on purpose. As a conscious decision, it is invariably influence by whether others shave. Therefore, shaving is fashion, and beards are not.
) Beards returned because the recession reduced the pressure on men to shave. Fewer jobs means fewer job interviews, worse jobs means fewer strict appearance codes. Men who are not required to shave for fashion purposes eventually stop. Eventually a rebellion against fashion occurred and it has reached critical mass.
) now that fashion is dead and not an issue with facial hair anymore, it makes no sense for any man to shave on purpose. The only other reason to have no beard is if you are a not a man, so that is increasingly becoming people's default impression of the clean-shaven. You clean-shaven types sense this but are in denial about it, and that is why you are so defensive on this thread.
The truth is basically this: A beard looks ridiculous! (A moustache is bad enough). The more there is of it, the more ridiculous.
You're a man for having a beard? Interesting way to rationalize that. Going along with that, perhaps you don't trim your toenails or wipe your ass? That's what real men used to do.
I have never met a girl that enjoys a beard in bed. The only chix I've seen that were interested in guys with beards are the overly tattooed and pierced braindead freak shows.
