When you could be looking like this:
http://otcelite.runnerspace.com/members/photos/4/5936_full.jpg
Why would you ever wanna look like this?:
http://ak.c.ooyala.com/F3N2VobjpgYTFsOvXkrR2Vn74hrh3XkY/Ut_HKthATH4eww8X4xMDoxOjBzMTt2bJ
Come on Will, it's time to go clean shaven and honestly the hair could use a little bit of a trim too. No man should ever have a ponytail.