That is wonderfully written--ejaculation was a gift of the plaintiff.
So next time one gets a BJ, you need to 1) tell the woman it cannot be used to impregnate herself--better yet get a signature and 2) make sure she swallows.
That is wonderfully written--ejaculation was a gift of the plaintiff.
So next time one gets a BJ, you need to 1) tell the woman it cannot be used to impregnate herself--better yet get a signature and 2) make sure she swallows.
Rinse and spit. Guessing she had it planned and put it in something and left in a hurry.
1) doesn't matter. Child support goes to the kid no matter what the mom does. A guy can get raped and have to pay child support.
luv2run wrote:
That is wonderfully written--ejaculation was a gift of the plaintiff.
So next time one gets a BJ, you need to 1) tell the woman it cannot be used to impregnate herself--better yet get a signature and 2) make sure she swallows.
abstract wrote:
http://english.pravda.ru/news/society/sex/04-03-2005/61665-0/
trollism wrote:
"Ejaculation was the gift of the plaintiff"
Haha.
to clear up any misinformation for the OP, it appears that while you cannot press charges for stolen property, you can press charges for Fraud and similar inappropriate and wrongful intent on the part of the offender. So you should be protected by law from this sort of deceit. Whether it is a woman harvesting sperm from a used condom, from the products of coitus interuptus or from her mouth (oral sex) for the fraudulent extortionist purposes of conceiving a baby, you should have the right in the court of Law to press charges and you should probably prevail. Establish that the sexual act occurred as you claim, and establish evidence for the parameters of the relationship--particular intent not to conceive a child and/or raise a child, start a family, etc, and even explicit, deliberate ill-intent on the part of the offender (I think you could add a charge of extortion or something related on top of the fraud).
asdfaafdafasd wrote:
1) doesn't matter. Child support goes to the kid no matter what the mom does. A guy can get raped and have to pay child support.
luv2run wrote:That is wonderfully written--ejaculation was a gift of the plaintiff.
So next time one gets a BJ, you need to 1) tell the woman it cannot be used to impregnate herself--better yet get a signature and 2) make sure she swallows.
Except that it is impossible for a guy to get raped (well, at least that way).
You can press charges but the guy lost and is now paying child support. I suppose it depends on the state and how well you are represented.
The world has reached a sad place when there is such a shortage of sperm that women have to resort to theft. Back in the good old days, sperm was so plentiful that you couldn't give the stuff away.
Same Thing Man wrote:
Same thing happened to me. Twice. Once using a condom and once using her mouth (two different women). Lucky for me both women failed to get preggy.
ldll wrote:
How did you find out?
Same Thing Man wrote:
Caught them in the act.
BS.
A woman takes semen from a condom or her mouth, and tries to covertly inseminate herself with it, but doesn't bother to lock the bathroom door? (Or even go into a private room?)
I think you're lying. Or she wanted to get "caught."
Can't get a donor wrote:
The world has reached a sad place when there is such a shortage of sperm that women have to resort to theft. Back in the good old days, sperm was so plentiful that you couldn't give the stuff away.
This is one of the funniest responses ever.
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Agreed!!
What the What wrote:
Except that it is impossible for a guy to get raped (well, at least that way).
That's not true at all
There is no shortage of sperm, every bum has it. But its hard to get sperm from rich successful men that you can con into paying child support. i.e doctors, athletes etc
hoes are trif
gobble gobble another sucker
rupp-certified saladbar wrote:
Same Thing Man wrote:Same thing happened to me. Twice. Once using a condom and once using her mouth (two different women). Lucky for me both women failed to get preggy.
ldll wrote:
How did you find out?
Same Thing Man wrote:
Caught them in the act.
BS.
A woman takes semen from a condom or her mouth, and tries to covertly inseminate herself with it, but doesn't bother to lock the bathroom door? (Or even go into a private room?)
I think you're lying. Or she wanted to get "caught."
Doesn't really matter what you 'think' (if you can call it thinking).
I was there. I Know.
You were not there. You are vomiting ignorant guesses.
iwk wrote:
What the What wrote:Except that it is impossible for a guy to get raped (well, at least that way).
That's not true at all
How is that possible? Seriously.
I was dating this punk chick who turned out to be a practicing witch, and one day I caught her emptying a condom into a mason jar. She wanted to use it for some sorta wiccan spell shit, I dunno.
Seriously the penis will get erect with stimulation and ejaculate will come out. You might not mind having sex with woman but there are a lot of woman you probably don't want to have sex with.
And if you think it is just a power issue, think weapons and drugs.
That being said most of the child support cases I am aware of statutory rape one.
What the What wrote:
iwk wrote:That's not true at all
How is that possible? Seriously.
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