Trews You Lose wrote:
If you're expecting something related to the topic from Trews, you'll be sadly disappointed.
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You continue to live down to expectations.
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And the expectations for you is to continue as a lowly troll of the worst kind.
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Why would I want to be like you?
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Ghost 0f Igloi wrote:
Ya sure. Sa Wha Eva ya Sa? Ya know? -
Thanks, saved my fingers from typing.
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I think even you're smart enough to realize how dumb that statement is.
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Ya sure. Sa Wha Eva ya Sa? Ya know?
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The DGTD Players proudly present “The Age of Hyporis-igyâ€
[Curtain rises to a scene of ‘Ghost of Igloi', ‘Earnie', ‘Investment Advisor’, and ‘Say wha?’ sitting at a table.]
Earnie: First quarter earnings are looking good according to FactSet.
Ghost of Igloi: FactSet uses non-GAAP earnings and they are inflated.
Earnie: FactSet uses actual results.
Ghost of Igloi: ’Actual results’ are GAAP.
Earnie: But you said FactSet numbers were non-GAAP.
Ghost of Igloi: Ya sure. Sa Wha Eva ya Sa? Ya know?
Investment Advisor: The non-GAAP numbers aren’t overly inflated. The article you posted says the median difference is less than 12%.
Ghost of Igloi: That number is soooo insignificant.
Investment Advisor: But you said that non-GAAP numbers are significantly higher than GAAP numbers?
Ghost of Igloi: Ya sure. Sa Wha Eva ya Sa? Ya know?
Say wha?: Can you tell us why that 12% number is insignificant?
Ghost of Igloi: You don’t even know that the forward PE is not 18, but 20. You just invent stuff to make the market look good. You are a foolish sap.
Say wha?: I didn’t make up anything. I just asked a question.
Ghost of Igloi: If you ask in a mature and respectful way, I might answer.
Say wha?: Fair enough. So why do you refer to 2016 data as “forward†earnings?
Ghost of Igloi: Ya sure. Sa Wha Eva ya Sa? Ya know?
Say wha?, Investment Advisor, and Earnie: Huh?
Ghost of Igloi: They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, hoo hoo...
Say wha?, Investment Advisor, and Earnie: We’re outta here.
Ghost of Igloi: ...To the funny farm where life is beautiful...
[‘Say wha?’, ‘Investment Advisor’, and ‘Earnie’ exit stage left followed by sound of door slamming shut. Curtain falls.] -
Oh, snap!
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The "funny farm" applies to your obsessions with Igy.
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That's actually pretty funny and does a good job of highlighting the conundrum that is Igy.
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Detector Dude, an enigma wrapped in an enema.
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Well done. Illustrates Igy's hypocrisy/confusion.
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The DGTD Players wrote:
Igy's "intelligent" response reminds me of this story from several months ago...
Ghost of Igloi wrote:
I would argue cash and CDs are one of the best asset classes in the current environment. In a Bear Market all stocks and low quality bonds move in the same direction, down.
Igy
[Curtain rises to a scene of two men sitting at a table facing each other.]
Potential client: Where would you suggest I invest my money?
Ghost of Ig|oi: Well the stock market is going to crash - I can't tell you exactly when, but it WILL crash - so I recommend you have the bulk of your money in cash and CDs.
Potential client: But my money won't grow enough to even keep up with inflation.
Ghost of Igloi: Yes, but you won't lose a lot of your money in the inevitable stock market crash. You'll lose a little buying power, but so what.
Potential client: But the stock market always recovers from crashes and goes up over 70% of the time. How am I going to be able to retire if my money isn't growing in the stock market?
Ghost of Igloi: Ah ya, awesome...like ya....totally......
Potential client: What?
Ghost of Igloi: They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, hoo hoo...
Potential client: I'm outta here.
Ghost of Igloi: ...To the funny farm where life is beautiful...
['Potential client' exits stage left followed by sound of door slamming shut. Curtain falls.]
Boy, if this don't totally sum up his contribution to this thread. Best post ever. -
To Detector Dude and his Clones:
Thanks for noticing me.
Yours Affectionately,
Igy -
You're actually quite entertaining. Some folks just don't get the joke. Thanks for posting.
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Here is one entertaining post:
Grunting wrote:
Detector Dude, an enigma wrapped in an enema. -
A. You're quoting yourself and saying it's entertaining. That's extreme narcissism, but we should expect that from a Trump fanboy.
B. I don't think you know what an enema is. Your not wrapping anything in one.
