I was gonna clean my room
until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to class
before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed
but I got high
I'm takin' it next semester
and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to work
but then I got high
I just got a new promotion
but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
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I was gonna make love to you
but then I got high
I was gonna eat your p*ssy too
but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high