a 5 hour marathoner who is "trying" to make the olympics

She won a race in which she had to do three shots of whiskey on route???

Suddenly, Toby Keith is playing in my mind:

She ain't into wine and roses

Beer just makes her turn up her nose

And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne

No Cuervo Gold Margaritas

Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla

She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain

She's my little whiskey Girl

My Ragged-on-the-edges girl

Ah, but I like 'em rough

Well she won't. Period. Terrible lady. She's fat.

Right girlies, it's just a blog. She looks like she's enjoying herself. She's not hurting anyone.

This is just the type of thing that you saddos start crying about. Just take a deep breath and look at something else, it's all alright.

Ok?

sarcasm not sensed, confusion lurks. op is trying to drive viewers to her blog. annoying, bs.

I like that she has more shoes than I do - and I run more miles in one day than she does in a week.

joke lots wrote:

sarcasm not sensed, confusion lurks. op is trying to drive viewers to her blog. annoying, bs.

I wasn't actually talking to you. I was talking about the hysteria things like this usually cause. Often to a point close to harrassment.

that's ok you're not training for 2016.

Yeah, that's kinda my blog. I'm NOT the OP - no idea who it is, and I wish they hadn't. I'm NOT trying to drive hits. I'm NOT a good athlete. I AM fat. It IS a joke.

Here's the original "announcement," fwiw:

http://www.gotracygo.com/2012/01/major-life-announcement.html

welcome to the internet. I'll be your tour guide.

Ha, just saw this on reddit.

Seriously, as much as I want to cheer on the average runner to train hard and run great, she is delusional with how hard she needs to work to get there. She just took a week off because of a cold.

it is sarcastic. wrote:

Yeah, that's kinda my blog. I'm NOT the OP - no idea who it is, and I wish they hadn't. I'm NOT trying to drive hits. I'm NOT a good athlete. I AM fat. It IS a joke.

Here's the original "announcement," fwiw:

http://www.gotracygo.com/2012/01/major-life-announcement.html

Yes, Tracy, these guys are idiots with reading comprehension problems.

I'm 38 and I still like to pretend that I'm IN the Olympics sometimes. So what...

Keep up the great running!

lol, she referred to Salazar as 'Saladbar'

LOL, does she troll letsrun too?

REDDIT link me! This would be funny on reddit.

Clearly a joke and not a delusional quest like that 2:50 marathoner who got his company to sponsor him. The blogger lives in NYC and runs a 4:4- marathon. I would gladly give two hours on my marathon time to get to live in NYC. I am jealous.

bangalangadanga wrote:

lol, she referred to Salazar as 'Saladbar'

LOL, does she troll letsrun too?

I haven't seen her discussing his Mexican heritage, so that one's still open for debate.

There's this crazy new thing that the kids are doing these days. Clearly, many here are not familiar with it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Check it out!

is this post sarcastic?

She's actually pretty funny. I suspect she's a LRC troll also.

Wanna cyber?