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Try golf.

Now get yer fat ass out the door and go running.

b0B

yeah..12.5 laps this afternoon in a time trial in 14:17. Started recently..doesn't mean i can't roll. anybody with a slower PR can shut up now.

thanks,

BS

Ben Smith wrote:

yeah..12.5 laps this afternoon in a time trial in 14:17. Started recently..doesn't mean i can't roll. anybody with a slower PR can shut up now.

thanks,

BS

Next time try running all the way. 14:17! Everybody knows on Letsrun 14:17 sucks ass. Your not really Jeff Galloway in disguise are you?

BS is right! Are you sure you are not Susan Smith? You know, of South Carolina car, kids, & pond fame. 14:17? Haaaaaaa

This is Ben Smith of Ben Smith fame, or some tricky impostor. You'll never slip on past me.

aha, Gotcha wrote:

This is Ben Smith of Ben Smith fame, or some tricky impostor. You'll never slip on past me.

I think you meant 'slip ONE past me', but 'ON' is even better, as though I will never pass you in a race. But on the other hand, you can't slip an "I just started running and ran 14:17" past me!

Was it on an indoor track, maybe an 11 lap to the mile track??

You started running as a hobby the other day and ran 14:17?

Yes, maybe we do suck but at least we're not all a bunch of fakers.

This is the real Ben Smith, I can tell because he has the mouth of a sailor.

hey did i tell everyone about my sub4 in training the other day? no, because no1 cares wat great times you do unless they are in a race, not in your head.

I hope it\'s the Ben Smith who got arrested at the DEF Jam party his sophomore year....

Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?

Yes, here on the message board EVERYBODY believe what EVERYONE says that they do in training.

If you are truly a brand-new runner, I will be the antithesis of FlagpoleWilly by saying....NEVER GIVE UP.

Jason

Yup, we here at Letsrun.com are all held in high regard, at least in our own eyes. In fact everything everyone says is absolutely true. Be careful you don't slip up however or someone will do a google search on your times, IP address, and telephone number to embarrass you and call you a liar and a fraud. Undoubtedly all the Ben Smith's that have posted arte not the same person, but if they were BRAVO! You are fitting in here nicely. You started with a reasonable post, then mentioned how "fast" you are which then resulted in insults. Keep doing that and you will fit in every post here. However to make this process complete you must threaten to beat someone up, find their IP address and call their wife and boss for being on-line or bash Webb.

Welcome!

A few warnings however. Do not bash God or republicans or your post will be deleated.

Republicans suck

f*** all you guys, you guys suck.

Ben Smith wrote:

f*** all you guys, you guys suck.

Leave Ben alone. He's obviously up to speed now.