Seriously, if any bloke has to resort to wearing black underwear just to hide his "skidding", it's about time he learned to keep his damn arse clean!
The crap is STILL there, even if you can't see it, you sure as hell can smell it and so can everyone else!
(And if you're farting excrement you really should see a doctor, rather than brag about it. This is NOT normal!)
Why not just wear a baby diaper if you're that damn dirty, or just too lazy to keep your own butt clean?
And seriously now, which girl would ever want to wear your pair of boxers full of your fresh s--t to bed?
Romantic? Yeah, ...right!
Of course REAL blokes still wear tighty-whities, ....just don't tell all those filthy free-ballers in their stinking crud-encrusted jeans that reek if you even get near them, or those clowns running around in their bilious coloured cheap acetate boxers with those idiotic joke slogans trying to convince themselves that they've really got a big dick!
Tighty-whities are not only comfortable, but highly functional and extremely sexy. Ask women about David Beckham! And you can find everything just where you left it too!