Found $1000 While Running Today

Kenyano wrote:

Give that money to me, I will save you the hassle of looking for the rightful owner. I will look for him on your behalf lol!

Ha ha!

It cannot get more Kenyan than this.

thrunky wrote:

if you don't take it back you're gonna have Chigur coming after ya.

Exactly what I thought... at this point he'll probably kill you just for inconveniencing him

Anybody that's says it has to be drug money because it's all 20s has clearly never withdrawn money from a Wells Fargo ATM. Doesn't matter how much you take out, it's all 20s homeys.

CashMoneyGo wrote:

This part is nearly unbelievable... So, this girl, and her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER, and their TWO puppies (shnauzers?) came to pick the money up at my office. Both hot (well duh, they are identical) and about 28 or 29 years old.

That is definitely unbelievable.

I've never heard of schnauzers living for 28 years.

See, I knew the OP was full of sh1t! 28 year old dogs...come on.

Good on you for returning the cash, OP.

Pretty mediocre troll effort. Did anybody believe for a second that he really came across $1000? Apparently so. It caught on with the Letsrun dumb shits and lasted several pages. I would give you a 3 or 4 just for the response, but the hater in me gives you a 1 or a 2.

It is immoral to let a fool keep his money.

Since my A/C repairman stole $1000 from me yesterday, maybe he dropped it.

(yeah, he charged me $2600 for a simple compressor unit replacement job)

common wrote:

As an addendum, a quote from another fictional person, Prince Humperdinck:

"I always think everything is a trap. That is why I'm still alive."

Good luck storming the castle

has Anton Chigurh killed the OP yet?

returning lost money is dumb. if you saw the person drop it, then yeah, i've done that before. but if i find it on the street by itself, that sh!t is mine.

Really a nice job of trolling. 10/10

WWRHD?

CashMoneyGo wrote:

Gonna buy myself some nice booze on the way home.

i was gonna suggest this. now you can drown your sorrows from florida getting whipped two weeks in a row and chris rainey claiming, "we was better than both of them" while being outscored 79-21.

CashMoneyGo wrote:

Update!!!!

The money has been returned.

This part is nearly unbelievable... So, this girl, and her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER, and their TWO puppies (shnauzers?) came to pick the money up at my office. Both hot (well duh, they are identical) and about 28 or 29 years old.

Did I mention they were wearing matching Nike running shoes. I think they were lunar elites, in almost all black and red.

I took the reward, $100. Gonna buy myself some nice booze on the way home. I was going to deny the reward if the person looked at all needy, but these girls looked pretty well off.

And no, I didn't get a picture. That would have been hard to explain.

Okay clearly you don't know how to attract females. Take advice from an expert. What you should have done was offer to buy them a drink with the reward. It's simple, you say let me take you guys out as a token of my appreciation for your reward. Once your having a drink or dinner with them you sneak a pic with your phone and pretend to be texting. Now you've got pics and girls. What was so hard about that to do?

$2600 for an outdoor unit (compressor is a PART inside the condenser outside) is actually a really good deal. He stole nothing from you, in fact he probably barely broke even on that. (take that from someone who works for the #1 Carrier dealer in the country, as well as ACCA's contractor of the year last year )

Awesomeness... wrote:

$2600 for an outdoor unit (compressor is a PART inside the condenser outside) is actually a really good deal. He stole nothing from you, in fact he probably barely broke even on that. (take that from someone who works for the #1 Carrier dealer in the country, as well as ACCA's contractor of the year last year )

You were all trolled... 0/10.

huuummmm wrote:

You were all trolled... 0/10.

I give this a good solid 7/10. Its threads like this that keep me coming back to this site. I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of this. Its a great trolling attempt because its 100% believable that this could happen..well, up until hot twins wearing running clothes and LunarGlides!

Yeah... so in order to have in installed properly, labor, (for the manufacturers warranty to be valid it would have to be instaleld by someone liscensed and insured), materials, etc That price would be fair to MAYBE a little high. I'd sell that for $2K-$2500. That would provide maybe a 10% margin in teh end for the business. Also, thats a no name brand unit using old style compressor and with the absolute minimum efficiency rating allowed under law. Thanks but I'll pass. You didn't get ripped on price, you got ripped on quality.