tupperware--
You should pay more attention.
If you believe any of this is really good, you should consider that apparently there are young girls who leg press 700 lbs and that mine "should" be around 300 lbs more than it is;
that I ONCE did a 4:58 mile, not too long ago, after doing tons of 5k training on a treadmill, that that 4:58 mile almost killed me, that it took a bout of illness and a huge resulting drop in body weight to do it, and that that time really isn't very good, even in my age group, where I believe there are guys doing sub-4:00;
that baseball was probably my BEST sport;
that I never achieved any sort of international status in sprinting;
etc.
These aren't even in the ballpark of the best things I've done--for you to consider them questionable, when apparently none of them is anything to write home about, but instead look great only from the perspective of the average joe, tells me that you are either still fairly young, or an underachiever, or a self-deprecator, or some combination of these.
I'll tell you what I CAN'T do athletically but what I've always WANTED to do, how about that?
Sprint a 10.1x 100m
Do an Iron Cross
A double back in the layout position
Won Wimbledon men's singles
LJ 8+ metres
Seriously dunk, instead of just sneaking it in over the rim
Run a 15-minute 5k
Thrown the jav over 70m
Been competitive in ANY kind of swimming in a distance greater than 10m (yes, TEN metres)
Win the Olympic Decathlon
Be able to tread water in cool water for more than 2 hours
March in the opening ceremonies as an athlete
AND ABOVE ALL, FLOAT! I have always been VERY negatively-buoyant. To me, floating would be like flying.
etc.
The thing is, it has a lot to do with how you apply yourself. Maybe I could have achieved some of the above if I had concentrated on them, like playing in the majors, but I did other things instead, and never achieved those things. And now it is too late do achieve them, but I've got other things I've achieved instead, and which I value very much.
As it stands now, the only things I do athletically even half-seriously are weights and sprint training at the track, so it is no surprise that I'm OK in those activities--but I haven't hit a ball in decades, I haven't tumbled forever, I haven't done jumps, throws, hurdles, etc. for decades, etc. Sure I might do stuff recreationally like riding, b-ball, swimming, etc., but not even semi-seriously.
That not-so-big leg press is the result of DECADES of conditioning and preparation, and now I find out that, although it is the most I've ever seen anyone do who wasn't a roid monkey, it's not even that great.
That's the good thing about letsrun--just when you think you're good, some guy comes along and leg presses 900 lbs.
And just when the guy who does 900 lbs thinks he's good, along comes some guy who tells him he should be doing 300 lbs more than that, and another guy tells him that a teenage girl does almost as much.
And just when I will think that the sprint training is going well, I will enter an open meet at the U and get my ass handed to me--but for now, letsrun will do just fine.
Welcome to the club, tupperware.