hey me too wrote:
Can anyone tell me why, about 5 minutes after I take a dump, I really have to take a piss?
If you're pushing rather hard to get the shit out (literally), then I think that's putting pressure on your bladder. Hence, a few minutes after going, you feel like you need to pee.
[quote]Zipp wrote:
Here's the routine. Drop trou, shit, push (don't grimmace), release, stand up, look in observe a couple of 8-12" floating brown trout, smile wide, wipe ass, up trou, enjoy the day.
NO!!! You wipe first, then stand up. When you stand up first poop smears all around and gets stuck in your ass hairs and is a pain.
i often poop twice a day
but if you wipe before standing and toss it in the can, then you can marvel over your work unless you hold the paper for a while - that's gross. I'd rather stand, gloat, then wipe. Having some shit smeared on your ass is a small price to pay for looking at a masterpiece.
It is a real troubling situation, however, the French came up with a wonderful solution...anyone? the bou dae' Simply squat and press the button. What a refreashing sensation. Of course we would have to change the american culture(waist is good)and cut into the tree butchering industry! But that would create more jobs...all for a mere, arss washing. but that would be to easy. Another thread another time.
Until then my tree squating, road running friends tear off the tails of your t-hirts, or the liners of your shorts...we my fellows/gals are quiet ingenious when it comes to squating low and standing proud!
The only people who don't poop are attractive women.
I hear that Britney Spears can lay one, really fat smelly turd on a Saturday morning. And it floats.
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