- [front] Running doesn't kill you.
[back] You'll pass out first.
- This seemed like such a good ideas three weeks ago.
- Hold my medal while I kiss your girlfriend.
- Pain? What's that?
- Endorphins are my drug of choice.
- I bleed gatorade.
- I can run farther than my grandkids.
- Carbs are life.
- Don't hate me just cause I'm fast. Hate me cause I'm faster than you.
- Spent my life finding something beyond running. No luck so far.
- I've never *walked* more than 3 miles...