THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH TIGER'S HEAD

STD's Suck.

Where is the next white girl that wants me to skeet in her mouth?

"Man, I haven't gotten some in like, since Thanksgiving."

(What you want to bet the dude is choking that Turkey neck for the entire next 6 months Elin makes him wait to be tested and tested and retested for aids and std's they haven't even discovered yet.)

Tiger, future pitch man for Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion.

"My insatiable lust for white women is now on public display. I just hope to God they don't found out that I also love malt liquor and KFC."

"Wejo did HGH too??"

wonder how much my swan song tour will make for me

To Oprah ,with tears in his eyes, "I've been on the downlow ."

"Damn! Why didn't I call Heather Kozar when I had the chance?!?"

"Me, me, me, me, me"typical narcissist. This psycoanalysis fits Tiger well:Narcissists are misogynists. They hold women in contempt, they loathe and fear them. They seek to torment and frustrate them (either by debasing them sexually - or by withholding sex from them). They harbor ambiguous feelings towards the sexual act. The somatic narcissist uses sex to "conquer" and "secure" new sources of narcissistic supply. Consequently, the somatic rarely gets emotionally-involved with his "targets". His is a mechanical act, devoid of intimacy and commitment. The cerebral narcissist feels that sex is demeaning and degrading. Acting on one's sex drive is a primitive, basic, and common impulse. The cerebral narcissist convinces himself that he is above all that, endowed as he is with superior intelligence and superhuman self-control.Still, sex for both types of narcissists is an instrument designed to increase the number of Sources of Narcissistic Supply. If it happens to be the most efficient weapon in the narcissist's arsenal, he makes profligate use of it. In other words: if the narcissist cannot obtain adoration, admiration, approval, applause, or any other kind of attention by other means (e.g., intellectually) – he resorts to sex. He then become a satyr (or a nymphomaniac): indiscriminately engages in sex with multiple partners. His sex partners are considered by him to be objects - sources of Narcissistic Supply. It is through the processes of successful seduction and sexual conquest that the narcissist derives his badly needed narcissistic "fix". The narcissist is likely to perfect his techniques of courting and regard his sexual exploits as a form of art. He usually exposes this side of him – in great detail – to others, to an audience, expecting to win their approval and admiration. Because the Narcissistic Supply in his case is in the very act of conquest and (what he perceives to be) subordination – the narcissist is forced to hop from one partner to another.

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"Please God do no let Gary, that plumber from Orlando, come out."

Go!

Damn, has no one any sympathy any more for post nup. shutoff?

Wheres the letsrun community when I need them?

Why the hell did I use the cell phone on Thanksgiving night? I should have waited until Elin was sound asleep.

For my 2012 Presidential run. Which will win the white liberal vote for me....Osama Bin Laden or Hillary Clinton as my running mate?

Boy these stripes look great on me...

Hello, Tigress...

Boy, did that deer taste good...

I hope we don't go extinct any time soon...

Hey! Quit cutting down my jungle!!

Man, i could take any lion, any day...

Brilliant!

why did the Lion King depict lions so well. In the Jungle Book, we Tigers are made out to be villains.

Tiger's don't think, they hunt and gather and mate.

I should have hooked up a threeway with the Olsen twins before shit hit the fan...at least I can still hit up Lindsay Lohan.

What do you mean that hooker I plugged last night was NObama in drag?

Narcissist spotter wrote:

"Me, me, me, me, me"

typical narcissist. This psycoanalysis fits Tiger well:

Narcissists are misogynists. ....

Really? Narcissistic women hate women, too?

Narcissists discount anyone not themselves and, as a result, a male narcissist will *appear* to be a misogynist when, in actuality, he simply views *everyone* as objects and perhaps you're just projecting misogyny upon him?