"Long Distance relationships work"
"Long Distance relationships work"
"Your sport uses one ball, our sport uses two."
"Beat us on the course or beat us off"
hahahahahah. man i love it.
We may not go down in history, but we'll go down on your sister.
The mean, the quick, the mentally sick.
Personally, I like:
XC - it's so much more interesting than running in circles
and
Some people don't have the guts for distance racing...the polite term for them is "sprinters."
I hate that last one! There's enough animosity without adding to it. People specialise at different distances
muddy girl wrote:
Personally, I like:
XC - it's so much more interesting than running in circles
and
Some people don't have the guts for distance racing...the polite term for them is "sprinters."
Your ideas are awful. Awful. Do you not run track in the spring? If not, you must really suck at running. If so, you will soon realize that you are a tool.
Anyway, most of these ideas are miserable.
I say make it short, sweet and funny.
"Running makes you skinny"
"A bunch of bone closets"
"Boners for sale"
"Contrary to popular belief, I don't really wish I could play a real sport"
"With all of the fat kids at my school, I get more ass b/c I have a sweet bod."
"Running gets me laid all the time"
"I had secks at running camp"
"Pay the toll for your balls to roll"
"I paid $250 to run around on trails I could use for free"
"One day I'll realize that I suck at running"
"Africa has better runners"
"I shave my legs like a pansie"
"C'mon feel the Illinoise"
"I use my balls to run"
"Pain is temporary, gay is forever"
"I messed around with another boy in my bunk at running camp"
"Bitches and Hos at running camp"
"He who runs is also wicked awesome"
"Tramps like us, baby we were born to run"
"Calling all dodger fans"
[There have been multiple threads on this topic. Use the search function--there've been some great suggestions over the years.]
My favorite: "Your generic slogan here."
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